I FUCKING HATE FUCKING GODDAMN FUCKING SJWS SO GODDAMN FUCKING MUCH THAT I COULD FUCKING GODDAMN EXPLODE LIKE A FUCKING GODDAMN NUCLEAR FUCKING BOMB AND FUCKING KILL ALL FUCKING GODDAMN LIFE IN MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN EXISTENCE FOR ALL MOTHERFUCKING ETERNITY!!! EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SECOND OF MY GODDAMN FATHERFUCKING LIFE IS FILLED WITH ABSO‐FUCKING‐LUTELY NOTHING BUT PURE FUCKING VOLCANIC MOTHERFUCKING HATRED FOR THE GODDAMN DICKSUCKING SHITMUCKING KIDFUCKING SJWS!!! OH MY MOTHERFUCKING GOD I FUCKING HATE FUCKING SJWS SO FUCKING MUCH!!!
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Don’t hold back dearie. Tell us how you REALLY feel!
What do you have against justice, honey?
Father-fucking? That’s new!
Oooookaaaaayyyyy… I mean, I think SJW’s can go a little too far sometimes (I agree with their goals, mostly, not their methods) but you don’t see me losing what little sanity I have over them…
What a persuasive argument, made by what is a clearly a rational & intelligent person. Surely no one other than an entitled dumbshit with anger issues would have crapped out that post & still expect to be treated with civility.
As big of a fan as I am of the web, I realized a long time ago that at least half the users on it have no business owning any sort of device that enables them to spread their mind virus.
Oh god, I read this, and immediately thought of this exchange from Planes, Trains and Automobiles :
Car Rental Agent: Welcome to Marathon. May I help you?
I say this as someone who is…overfond, let’s say, of that particular word, dude you need to fucking mellow the fuck out.
Silly person, don’t you know? When you type an angry all-caps message online, you give LGBTQ+s happy boners of the male and lady variety. You don’t want to be the cause of our arousal, right? Because your anger turns me on, knowing how much you’re suffering, knowing how impotent your rage is. Your hate sustains me. It’s delicious.
Hmm, what would happen if I subtract, say, 5 IQ points for every "F-word" in my estimation of the OP's intelligence level? Would that be an accurate assessment,I wonder?
@Zoarite #136986
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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