There is no such thing as “prehistoric” times. - Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
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…This has to be one of the dumbest fundie takes I have ever heard. And that’s saying something.
News flash, Coni Toleman, even by your inane beliefs, if the Bible that “records” said history was written AFTER events such as the Flood and all that, that by definition makes those things “prehistoric” as well.
Stonehenge. A place so ancient, a previous Leader of the Free World visited it:
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There is no such thing as your argument, OP.
…and can you say ‘Sumeria’?
In an edition of one of his survival programmes in Sierra Nevada, Bear Grylls used a piece of charcoal from the fire he’d made in the cave he was sheltering in to illustrate the fact that Cave Painting is the earliest form of artistic expression by modern humans. He explained that the earliest cave painting known to exist - and has been carbon dated to prove it - is 140,000 years old:
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And Grylls is a Christian .
If he - who is Chief Scout after all - can reconcile his faith with proven scientific fact what’s your excuse, OP…?!
…and are you prepared to argue the toss with he who is a former reservist in the SAS?
No, you silly simian, that's a LEGEND, same as the ones that the Mesopotamians and Greeks wrote down and the Kooris didn't but told.
There's no such thing as Toni Coleman. Genesis says it was Adam and Eve, Abel and Cain... No mention of Coleman.
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Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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