“On our wedding night, I confessed to my husband that I wasn't a virgin.”
Why did you wait until your wedding night? Seems like you AND he felt it was important information. Did he ASK or just assume you were?
I think i’d have mentioned it some time between the proposal and the wedding. “I accept, but you should know…”
My wife and I knew each other’s status well, well before the proposal.
"He was furious and wouldn't speak to me for our entire honeymoon!”
Hope the parents paid for it, then. Otherwise, what a waste.
“But I understand his anger, I had given away my most precious treasure, treasure that should have been his that night.”
First off, then why didn’t you tell him someone else had found that treasure map?
Second, it’s not all that special. Sex gets better with experience. If either of us had had any, the first time would have been betterer.