TatersForever5481

@TatersForever5481

jdolam #conspiracy

participating in an anti-hijacking DRILL

Judge, I was just participating in an anti-Hit And Run drill, I totally didn’t intend to do the real thing!
or…
Judge, I did not REALLY kill those innocent children, it was just part of a drill I was doing!
or…
Judge, that CSAM I downloaded was not because I have an horrible urge, it’s for a drill! I SWEAR!

mrsmel #conspiracy

sodomites and intravenous drug users

A lot of straight people report getting HIV due to unprotected sex. Do you think that they were all drug takers? Or do you think that they’re lying and that they’re secretly gay somehow…?

QMT #conspiracy

If anything in a conspiracy sphere starts with “trust me” or “you’re not going to believe me”, then it is probably going to be the most insane thing that you have ever heard. This is one of the more normal(ish) examples.

ChivalryKnight #conspiracy

only a few shots many decades ago

That was because there was less diseases when you were a wee lad watching Johnny Quest or something.
Now there is more diseases, so there are more vaccines. Also, Trump recently took a vaccine, which makes MAGADerpians and RFK Jr. very mad…

worriedmom #conspiracy

Nina #conspiracy

Rhawn Gabriel Joseph #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy

Robert Ingraham/Barbara Boyd/Promethean Action #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

What did the UK do to you, Robert/Barbara/Promethan Action? Are they not right wing ENOUGH? Far(tR)age was pretty dang right-wing, and so was Boris and his Johnson.

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #conspiracy #wingnut #transphobia

Thoth via Jahn J Kassl #magick #crackpot #conspiracy

Night Wind #wingnut

David Kukkee #conspiracy #quack #crackpot

DOUB-DOUB-DOUB-DOUBLE FAIL!
1. Believing that there is a top secret vaccine cabal which intends to poison everyone on earth.
2. Believing in chemtrails spreading the vaccine through the air, so that even “pureblood” folks get tainted with it.

KeepNHGranite #racist #conspiracy

KeepNH forgets what “equal” in “equality” means. Does OP even know what “diverse” means? Or does he think that it means “No more white people!” to him. Remember, a lot of “DEI” productions have white people in it. If Hollywood wanted to wipe away all white people, they would just start firing all of them.

INCOGMAN #sexist #racist #wingnut #psycho

This is a worthless, ugly race

If a kook Black Supremacist said this about white people, they would be found burning while some family has a picnic near it.
Lynchings did not involve fire though…but I have heard of stuff like this happening in India.

Spencer J. Quinn #racist #wingnut

@PLMMJ #239222

The quote is the setup, and the comment is the punchline. Also, what did black people do to the OP? Breate too much? Have like 0.0001 percent of their population be murderers, while 0.001 percent of white people also do murder?

Eivind Berge #psycho

Anon #racist #psycho

OP is one of the like 10 people who don’t deny the Holocaust while also being a Nazi at the same time.
The only other example I know of is an imgurr image collection where (I presume a pol user) debunks a lot of holocaust denial claims.

commondreamer #conspiracy

various commenters #wingnut #racist #sexist

Dont blame the Women, blame the jews

Don’t say one stupid claim, say another dumber claim instead!

Red Pill Poet #wingnut #conspiracy

*Insert reference to the Vogons here*
Also, what pilled them? Because red pills are for sex related stuff…

Vox Day #wingnut

Faux Day wants Trump to cause a major catastrophe to “save America”.
There’s dumb, and then there’s Faux Day dumb.

Andrew Wallace #wingnut #racist #fundie #conspiracy

Jk Rowling #crackpot

JK admits to being a fascist, also stupid enough to think that fascism is all war.

Proper Ganda #conspiracy

Jason G #fundie

Joey Mannarino #fundie #homophobia #psycho #transphobia

Taming the Wolf Institute #dunning-kruger #quack #conspiracy

But aren’t the vaccines supposed to turn you into zombies or something? I got them, and I am still as energetic as can be.

Socrates #sexist

What does Socrates actually like? Because from every single quote I read, he sounds like a negative Nancy who has never felt joy in their life. Also, they write in English, but their idol didn’t like people who spoke a different language (unless if they were an honorary Aryan)

Socrates #conspiracy

The only 2 sources are a site that thinks drunk driving should be legal, and their own website. If that’s not shitty sourcing, then I don’t know what is.

INCOGMAN #wingnut #conspiracy

INCOGMAN #psycho #racist #homophobia #transphobia #conspiracy

Robert F Kennedy jr #ableist #crackpot #dunning-kruger #quack

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #magick #conspiracy #mammon

7 second magickal audio that some grandma used to make a lot of money. I am not kiddig, how does an AI (or a person) be able to make something like this? Also, the members only page requires you to enter an email, which I will not buy.

Telestai Nexus #crackpot #quack #conspiracy

HAARP has been used to steer the Charge of our Weather

That is 100 percent some conspiracy nonsense, the rest of it sounds like a word salad with a fancy ranch dressing.
It is not “what pill did you take”-tier though.

various commenters #wingnut #racist

@Bastethotep #239021

Every nickname for a Gab User: Gabhead, Gabzi, Gabdolfs, Gabber, Frogbrain.

Jim #wingnut #homophobia #conspiracy #psycho

Kamau Kambon #racist #psycho

Jennifer Bond Baker #transphobia

If god was a transphobe, he would make genitalia harder to cut than some forms of steel. But he is not.

Tatsuya Ishida #racist

What about “Evil Japanese Guy”, Tats? or would you just prefer if minorities got the treatment the white men did in the films.

Fritz Berggren, PhD #fundie #conspiracy #racist

Jesus = King of The Jews.
This is included in the KJV too, BTW.

Wal Thornhill #crackpot #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

I deeply apologize for knowing nothing about science, but this quote just sounds like a lot of fancy words being smacked together. Needs more quantum, and it can became a true crackpot quote!

Dances with Eagles #wingnut #fundie

As the constitution once said, there is a separation between church and state. So, why are you trying to make the founding fathers into people that were 100 percent Christians? Remember the Jefferson Bible?

Wikipedia Editors #racist #moonbat #conspiracy

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

State of the Nation Editor #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

“Evil Jews are using aliens to take over the entire world”…how does someone end up believing this? What leads you to this, and is it a pipeline?

tolkienfan2759 #forced-birth #dunning-kruger #sexist

Rev. Joel Webbon and Wesley Todd #racist #fundie #wingnut #psycho

Jesus would get deported. Would you like that?

Elizabeth Nickson #wingnut #crackpot #sexist #transphobia #racist #conspiracy

Are you related to Patrick Scriever? Because he LOVED talking about “evil” things that the British family did/does. Then again, I think that he supposedly died sometime in the 2020s. But then again, someone else said that he’s still alive. His sites are down though, so I am confused.

Daniel of Gays Against Groomers #transphobia

the opperating table

This is the most common transphobe Pratt in the history of all transphobic claims ever. Do you seriously think that puberty blockers are the same as chopping off someone’s genetalia?

Asmongold #wingnut #dunning-kruger #psycho

“Aside from being a pedophile, I really like what Trump is doing! #KEEPTHEFILESLOCKEDUP” is basically wat Asmongold said in this clip. Also, one of the Karens that made the term popular was actually one that was calling the cops over a black family having a picnic. So that makes this double WHOOPS!