Taco Bell is Taco Baal
OK, this is one I know without even having to look it up. The “Bell” in Taco Bell comes from the name of the founder of the chain, Glen Bell. (who eventually sold the company to PepsiCo, who later spun off their restaurant interests into a company called “Tricon” which still later changed their name to “Yum Brands”.)
serves human meat crickets and other bugs mixed in with the remains of abused cows
What are “human meat crickets”? Do I even wanna know? Or was there supposed to be a comma in there? Though, OK, I guess the last part is correct enough, they after all, do serve beef, which I imagine cows would consider “abuse” if you could ask them.