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“There's no false analogy [between the 747 in a junkyard and evolution]...”
There most definitely is.
The theory of evolution describes the slow accumulation of change by trial and error over great lengths of time. Your junkyard tornado would be an almost-instantaneous achievement of specific complexity by randomize proximity. Nothing at all like the evolutionary theory purports.
It’s not an analogy, it’s mockery.

“I'm sorry my friend, but evolution is another one of Satan's deception.”
That doesn’t disprove the evidence that’s been observed, though. And doesn’t disprove the actual theory, which you apparently know bupkes about.

“He did it to Adam and Eve and he continues to do it today.”
Um, he told the truth to Woman. She ate the fruit and did not die. It’s in the The Books. You should read it some time.

hayden #fundie

David J. Stewart #conspiracy

“Women need to be taught from the pulpit to shut up; submit to her husband; and to bake cookies, learn to make clothes and care for her children at home instead of pursuing a career outside the home.”
Yes, my wife was taught that from her priests and from her mother.
It’s probably why she no longer attends services.

“Economic oppression is being used as a weapon against families in America. The globalists behind the New World Order don't want you to have more than one child.”
While the evangelicals want us to have more kids than we can afford so we never escape poverty.

“The Georgia Guidestones mysteriously appeared out of nowhere in 1979. A well-dressed anonymous man paid for the monument, which shows the blueprint for man's future on earth if the Lord tarries His return.”
No, it had nothing to do with your god, bubbles.

“The Guidestones call for a reduction of the earth's population to 500,000,000 people (a 90% reduction from present population numbers).”
Not really. THey expected that there would be a much more drastic reduction, then when we rebuilt, we should limit the new population.

“Through sterilization-laced vaccines, the globalists are succeeding.”
My wife and I were both in the Navy. We got All the vaccines in bootcamp. And I got more in Submarine School. And I got MORE regularly before taking the boat.
And we have three kids.
You’re just making shit up.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

They just keep flopping like rides. Wanna bet he took Bovid cab? Jooster? Just see. You'll ask the pattern. My college friend knows family with 2 kids forced to reboot Divot cakes. Both now dead from listening to Judas Priest’s Turbo Lover. I think that's normal. Don't you?

Matt Walsh #psycho #racist #wingnut

That's the difference between someone with empathy and someone without. To me I want as many starving people feed as possible even if a couple people are abusing the system. Yet Matt Walsh would starve thousands if one person abusing the system is stopped.

Ben Garrison #wingnut

The fact that Democrats are fighting a giant endorsing him even when he's the clear winner shows just how against socialism the Democratic establishment is.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

This is why anti-vaxxers piss me off. They take any death and accuse the Vax of killing them. They don't even know or care if the dead person is vaccinated.

Ironman #fundie

“Is not atheism a "belief" of mis belief?”
I don’t ‘believe’ i’m an atheist. I am an atheist. I lack belief in Jehovah, Jesus, Zeus, Odin, Loki, Ishtar, Hel, and so on.
So, no. Is not.

“Therefore in and of itself it is a quasi religious belief.”
Except it’s not.

“Check mate.”
Yes, but we’re playing ‘Lifeboat.’

David J. Stewart #fundie

Edward Elric Marquez #racist #conspiracy

So … Jews kill Christians whenever they can get away with it, but Rabbis admitted openly to doing it? How is admitting it openly getting away with it?

Miss Crabtree #fundie

“[Guest: But again we go back to how little respect kids today have for America and what it stands for.”
One of the things it stands for is freedom. Indulging in a protected freedom that you would restrict is respect for America. Just not for you.

“I also blame the parents who tolerate this kind of behavior from their children. Wasn't this "child" taught why he should stand for the Pledge??”
My kids were taught that the SCOTUS has said they can’t be forced to stand for the Pledge. I would prefer they made a positive choice to stand, or to sit, rather than just laziness, but either way, it’s okay.
Ultimately a forced pledge is worthless.

“ Short of an open apology from the student and his parents, he should be suspended at the least! :angry:]”
Go fuck a chainsaw, fascist.

“Back in my day someone would have a foot up this young gentlemans ass.”
Fuck your day.

“Probably a parent.
Not today.
So Sad.”
DIAF.

UssjTrunks #fundie

“There is a thing called good parenting,”
Yes, but there’s also ‘good enough to get by’ parenting.

“absence of it leads to wild and out of control kids”
Yeah, my wife and I noticed these little demons at ship’s parties and determined our kids would NOT turn out that way.

“(ex. emos, homosexuals, druggies, etc).”
Wait, you think ‘emo’ is wild and out of control? I didn’t really care if my kids wore makeup or picked a certain style, as long as they did their chores when I asked them to.
One of my kids turned out gay. He’s not wild, but he is pretty free-spirited.
Druggies, yeah, growing up, the Bishop’s kid had the best weed. The higher the parents were in the church, the wilder the kids got.

“ If any child of mine decided to become gay I would kill myself inside knowing I've failed them as a parent.”
Meh. My son told me LAST because he was afraid my military training would make me upset when he revealed the fact. THAT idea, the fear that I could ever want to disown my child, THAT is what made me think i failed him as a parent.

Matt Walsh #psycho #racist #wingnut

“When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his glorious throne. All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. He will put the sheep on his right and the goats on his left.
“Then the King will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’
“Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? 38 When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? 39 When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’
“The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’
“Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’
“They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’
“He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’

- Matthew 25,31ff

Substantial-Roll-254 #sexist #dunning-kruger

Anon #sexist

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

They just keep dropping like flies.

Blue Oyster Cult did the song “Don’t Fear The Reaper” with its line about “40,000 men and women everyday” dying back in 1976. I’ve heard (where from, I don’t recall) that was a low estimate at the time, and I don’t know what the number is today. Probably considerably more, but then you have take into consideration that there are literally BILLIONS more people on the planet now then there were almost 50 years ago. That’s a kinda long-winded way to say that I don’t think people are “dropping like flies” any more than they’ve been in the past.

Ivy #fundie

Because we were founded on Christian-Judeo principles.

I always laugh when people say that about the US (I assume we’re talking about the US, at least). I really think that if a lot of modern-day Christians met people who believed the same things as a lot of the “Founding Fathers” did, they’d probably not even consider them “real Christians”. Ya know, like Thomas Jefferson, for example.

Also, is it just me, or is it kinda odd that they said “Christian-Judeo principles”?? That’s said the other way around like…all of the time, or at least as I remember that. To me it’s like if someone said they were going to have a “jelly and peanut butter sandwich.” Doesn’t that just sound utterly wrong? lol

Eugenia Roccella #wingnut

Italian Jews were persecuted by fascists. You only have to read Primo Levi to realise that.
Fascists are antisemites, simply because Jews are the easy scapegoats for just about any authoritarian arsehole.
Israel's policies are a separate matter.
The most ironic part is that Semites are a wider ethnicity than just Jews. Palestinians are semitic… What the Israeli government has done to Palestinians is antisemitic.

I was wondering when someone would make the totally illogical assumption that because the Nazis tried to genocide the Jewish people, the Jewish people are thus unable to ever genocide anyone else… A “get out of genocide free” card, if you will.

ItsAGundam #wingnut #dunning-kruger #pratt

Youth 4 Christ Ministry #fundie

ItsAGundam #wingnut #dunning-kruger #pratt

Visual works published in South Korea: Manwha. Even that created by miHoYo in China is indistinguishable from games made in Japan.

And have you ever wondered why the word ‘Hentai’ is in the Oxford English Dictionary thus is officially part of the English language, OP…?!

…oh, and Island Records say ’You’re Welcome’ when they distributed in cinemas then later on VHS “Akira”: that acknowledged as the gateway for Anime to become mainstream since Katsuhiro Otomo created that groundbreaking film in 1988.

The1KrisRoB #transphobia

Ben Garrison #wingnut

A couple of months before Starmergeddon last year, there was that which perhaps was the shape of things to come: the Mayoral Elections in the mainly white capital city that is London. Labour’s Sadiq Khan voted in for an unprecedented third time. Someone who - even though is a devout Muslim - is pro-LGBT. Be afraid.

Be very afraid, Ben Garriscum.

Ivy #fundie

Holmkerk #wingnut

Social Cohesion is achieved thanks to an ordered hierarchy, where everyone has their place

So who gets to be on top of this hierarchy? You?

Edward Elric Marquez #racist #conspiracy

We know exactly what causes the Black Plague and it has nothing to do with poisoned water: it's the bacterium Yersinia pestis, spread through the air and by the fleas of the black rat.

The Black Plague likely started in China and spread west along the Silk Road, through Central Asia and the Middle East before arriving in Europe.

You want to think that, fine.

There’s your right to be Holocaust deniers destroyed, then.

You being reduced to that mentioned by @Indicible : Blood Libel. Well, there’s proven historical facts: ‘Quid Pro Quo’, to quote Dr. Hannibal Lecter: and at least he wasn’t picky in being a Humanitarian, OP…! [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]

Jerry Newcombe #wingnut #homophobia

“1) If the Supreme Court says that it is okay for a man to marry a man and a woman to marry a woman, then how can they stop there?”
The same way they stopped after they allowed interracial marriages. I notice that despite everyone at that time forecasting a slippery slope of interracial, then same sex, then men marrying their horse, women marrying their dogs and group weddings. But the slippery slope never materialized. People still fight tooth and nail for every step.

“then how can they say a man can't marry his sister,”
I’ve seen that happen. Check your state laws.

“or a mother her son,”
Seen that, too. Freaked out the guy at PSD, as the names on the wedding certificate all matched. Check your state.

"or a man and his dog,”
A matter of consent. Dogs can’t.

“or two men and one woman?”
ALl the precedent laws and policies and privileges are based on couples. Making it groups is a major change to how property law will have to be decided.

" but three men just "married" in Thailand the other day.”
We’re not Thailand.

“2) How do you prevent legalizing same-sex marriage from erasing religious liberty?”
You want the right to discriminate. Not the same thing.

“3) How do you deal with the fact that homosexuality is not immutable?”
Neither is gender, but we still let men marry women, right? Even though they might change later? Not an issue that wedding laws need to take into account.

“4) Why are the voters of this country so marginalized?”
Because RIGHTS are not subject to popular vote. If so, we could get enough people together and vote to remove religious freedom from Baptists. Or Catholics. Or Mormons.

“In short, I oppose same-sex "marriage" because I am in favor of freedom - freedom guaranteed in the Constitution.”
Oh, you’ll be forced to tolerate people who don’t believe the way you do. Which you already do, what with there being American muslims, American Jews, American Mormons, American Hindus….

NewAlbion #homophobia #transphobia

Well, on the basis of (Un)Reform(ed) losing that by-election in Wales last week, should we be surprised?

Because considering how Plaid Cymru are pro-LGBT, that one fact which goes against your opinions now proves that you cannot spell ‘Beliefs’ without the word Lie by that party strengthening their own policy of equality in the Senedd in that part of Britain.

One more reason for not only ol’ Nigey to be FaRAGE-ing - as the joke’s on him - eh…?!

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

A few years ago, someone said ‘I got the Pfizer’.

So at least Don Old Fart showed some sanity, Dwayne.

Anon #sexist

Ivy #fundie

Meanwhile there’s a Hindu temple in Neasden: UK. It’s construction mainly funded by Beatle George Harrison. Not heard one word of complaint by someone else with ‘George’ within their name.

But then, as he named Charles Philip Arthur George Windsor is now monarch: especially as even before his coronation - thus becoming head of the Church of England - he said he wanted to be the Defender of Faith, ergo…!

…what’s your excuse?

Eugenia Roccella #wingnut

I think that Eugenia is trying to say that Antisemitism is Antifa? If so, then why was Antifa funded by Jews? (NOT A THEORY - FORWARD CONFIRMS IT) (IT ONLY BECOMES A THEORY WHEN YOU THINK THAT ANTIFA IS THE REASON FOR EVERYTHING BAD)

Ivy #fundie

Mike Shananhan #fundie

I’ve seen beat-off contests in the military. Hook up a porno in the bunk room, everyone beats off. Whoever comes first, wins, everyone else has to stop.
One guy on my boat, while everyone was getting ready, placing the lotion, placing the towel, starting the porno… He saw a name in the credits. “OH! I know her! She’s HOT!” Grunted three times and won. He wasn’t allowed to play anymore.
OFF the boat, however, and among people who have lives and jobs and places to go, I’ve never even known someone to share their porn between generations, much less race.
This is some bullshit.

Anon #sexist

Ah, this is basically the same drivel I hear from incels, only in reverse. Like the thing about ‘alpha fucks, beta bucks’ but in reverse.

People who say “This is how so-and-so think” are almost inevitably wrong.

KierHamm, any connection with Kiera_Ramm? Are we being trolled?

Harmonica #sexist #racist #conspiracy

Holmkerk #wingnut

"but no one is dying of hunger anymore),”
In 2022 there were 20,500 malnutrition-based deaths.
I expect the loss of SNAP benefits to spike those numbers in the next few.

Reborn James #fundie

“I'll bet that atheist is wishing he had not led so many people astray! I am sure that leeches like him get an "extra special" treatment in Hell. He asked for it, and he deserves it!”
Man, that’s all you people really HAVE, isn’t it?
Not the satisfaction of doing Jesus’ bidding and helping refugees, feeding the poor, fighting injustice… Just that smug certainty that you’re going to Heaven, and everyone you disagree with is going to be suffering in ways that bring a light to your eyes, a smile to your face, and a hard-on to your hand.
“Goo- Nah- Be- In- PAIN! HhHhHhHhHh!”

Anonymous Fundie #fundie

My great grandparents didn’t believe in divorce. No one did at that time. My great grandmother had two husbands. I kinda remember she told me one time that her first husband beat her, once. Then died tragically in a hunting accident with her brothers. That was a 1910 divorce.
My grandparents on both sides also grew up hating the very idea of divorce.
My parents’ generation, everyone i’m related to got divorced except for the aunt that died of cancer.
My generation’s a mixed bag. My sister’s husband brought home so many STDs she’s sterile. My nieces are all cats.
My cousins are mixed between divorces and lasting relationships.
And though my parents divorced before i entered high school, I’ve been married for almost 40 years, now.
There’s no curse of divorce you flaming idiot.

Holmkerk #wingnut

Civilizations have always been diverse things, especially open empires, but you don’t want to admit to that because you’re trying to weasle your way out of what you really mean by, IE racist bullshit

Ivy #fundie

Ben Garrison #wingnut

@Bastethotep #240750

or how badly it slowly destroys everything you claim to hold dear.

Matt Walsh #psycho #racist #wingnut

so fuck everyone else for the off change that someone who wasn’t born here leaves? what kind of fucked logic is that?!? aside from one born from someone who holds anyone not like them in such utter contempt

Edward Elric Marquez #racist #conspiracy

And where’s your evidence to support such proven bullshit other than your ass because you would rather repeat the bullshit MEDIEVAL EUROPEANS SAID then acknowledge reality at all.

Federation for American Immigration Reform #wingnut #conspiracy #racist

The only reason why he and democrats are doing this is entirely because of the horrific extreme the Republicans are taking their anti-immigrantion policies even as it began to actively hurt the nation, you and your ilk flatly refuse to acknowledge it and still harping on about the suppose “evil” of treating migrants as humans instead of animals that need to be put down.