when we conquer them
And when Don Old Fart TACOd out of ‘conquering’ Greenland, more like ‘If’, Matty-boy.
So Team USA won the men’s Ice Hockey gold at the 2026 Milano Cortina Winter Olympics. Wow. Still feeling inferior to Norway, much…?!
…oh, and there’s still the little matter of another Olympics two years from now.
Do you think that - in the twilight of not only its years but its adminifrustration - Don Old Fart will show up in southern California just to be booed at when it shows its face at the opening ceremony of 2028 Los Angeles…?!
As I equally don’t fancy the chances of JD Weird showing up in that Orange Hitler’s stead and not receiving the same credibility obliteration.