“Empty her drawers and closet leaving her NAKED AT HOME.”
The Sound of Music, and Gone with the Wind both have women making clothes out of curtains.
“If she wishes to leave the house to get the mail, well she can wear YOUR work shirt or bathrobe.”
I just gotta say, if I leave the house with my wife forced to remain naked, she’s going to put every piece of clothing I own into the shredder. Except maybe for the t-shirt she’ll use as a flag to signal distress to the neighbors…
“Then there's the asshole and pooter, definitely red, and the nipples.”
Um, my wife’s nipples are more of a chocolate.
But if i take her out without covering those, she’ll put ME through the shredder.
"A 3xl work shirt with 'BUD' on the name tag draped to her thighs, her arms within it clutching it like a rain poncho would make it CLEAR AS CRYSTAL that she is owned and off limits when we stroll into the 7-11.”
Um, no. Rather the opposite.
If i saw a woman treated that way, I’m pretty sure i can get a date from her just by offering clothes. Give her $300 to spend at Target, and NOT demand a blowjob, and i’ll never be afraid to eat anything she cooks.
A shipmate of mine used to say, “Show me a man who won’t go down on a woman, I’ll show you a woman who can be stolen.” Pretty sure you won’t go down on her, but treating her like a recalcitrant puppy has got to be worse.