I'm sure I will be labled a homophobe, but that would be a lie! I have no fear of homosexuals. I am not a lesbophobe either, because I have no fear of lesbians. I would just like to see you all get back into the closet where you belong, metaphorically speaking.
[Responding to a former Christian who recently announced that he had abandoned his faith.]
As far as I'm concerned you no longer exist.
[Reacting to the mistreatment of the American Indians by white settlers]
Well, maybe the Indians plight would not of been, if they had not been pagans. I don't know, but it could of been God's way of letting the Ameican Indians know that they were worshipping the wrong God, and that there is only one God, the great I AM.
If Scripture really did *advocate* slave-keeping, instead of just condone and regulate it, then in fact I *would* be working to repeal those anti-slavery laws.
I'm probably going to sound like a fundy, but it just dawned on me that Satan may be actively working to make Christianity look stupid in my eyes. I can't put my finger on it, but I seem to be bombarded with the impression that the faith is moronic and ill-founded, and that Christians are misguided in their thinking. I must steel myself and be more aware of this growing impression in my mind, which is from the devil.
I know that I'm setting myself up for ridicule here, but Obama fits the bill for that chaismatic world leader that will lead us into the apocolypse. He'll fool us with his charisma, bring us to a false sense of security and peace and then BAM! In his position of power he will lead us to destruction. I'm not saying I truely believe this will happen, only that he fits the bill.
Responding to the plight of Buddhists monks in Myanmar...
[Well, they're Buddhists, so who gives a crap? This is
probably God's way of telling them that they're not
worshipping him correctly, just like when the American Indians got killed off - right, Hiram?]
Yoda, I know you are being sarcastic, but I think you have stumbled on to a very valid point. Some times God has to allow these knuckleheads to learn the hard way! Jesus is the only way to God!