I'm absolutely confident that vaccines cause autism. If you think I'm wrong, you can bet against me and win $5M if it turns out you are right in an objective experiment.
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I’m sure you are, you fear-mongering, ableist asshole. The problem is, you wouldn’t know what an objective experiment would be if it came up and kicked you in the balls. Your “absolute confidence” is research proof. Nothing we can do will ever convince you, so why should we bother when we can just ignore you and/or mock you instead?
Sever Kitsch: “I'm absolutely confident that vaccines cause autism. I'm also absolutely confident that Vladimir Putin doesn’t really exist, Donald Trump is gonna return to the White House as the 47th president and die in office, there should be no more Terminator films and there should be $90 bills!”
As I’ve said a few million times before, if vaccines DO cause autism (which they totally don’t), so what? Personally, I’d rather be alive and autistic (which I am) than dead from some easily preventable disease.
…and if you’re that ‘confident’, submit your ‘claims’ in a paper for peer review in “The Lancet” and “British Medical Journal”.
I’m absolutely confident that for $1 to your $5 million , when you wouldn’t last five seconds against a certain Debating Society, ergo…!
…there’s an extremely good reason why that university city is famous for something else: the more recent vaccine Oxford AstraZeneca.
So why no proof of your ‘claims’: least of all by Professors of Medicine at Oxford University?
Or anywhere else.
Do you have the letters FMedSci and/or FRCP after your name?
Certainly ‘M.D.’…?!
Actually, since you bring it up, i’d like to see the objective experiment that convinced you in the first place. What evidence did you accept, and how strictly did you question it? Was it peer reviewed? Where?
You're the one making the claim that vaccines cause autism, so it's up to you to prove your case. We've got over 200 years of data showing that vaccines save lives with no sign of autism. What have you got?
I've had enough vaccinations to choke a moose, and I'm the least autistic person you've ever met. Stop pushing this lie!
I dunno about mouse choking, but I had the childhood shots over several years, the bootcamp shots, taking up whole days, the submarine school shots for another day, and was cleared to serve on subs with nuclear weapons.
Not saying that none of the sailors were on the spectrum, but the military is more of a binary approach to different....
Causes of autism : there’s no mention of vccination being a cause.
And even then, I’s rather be autistic than suffering from preventable disease.
Post hoc ergo proctor hoc. IOW just because some kids are diagnosed on the spectrum, it doesn't follow this is because they had the vaccine. Plenty of those who are vaccinated go on to be neuro typical, as well as living longer. You must have been drinking too much cherry brandy, Kirsch.
Try proving different...we will all wait, but without bated breath.
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"Moose" choking, not "mouse." Doesn't take much to choke a mouse.
I really need to stop commenting in the wee hours of the morning. The metaphors are out of control.
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