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summary Bacon cheeseburgers are prime white man’s food.
Jews can’t eat bacon.
Muslims can’t eat bacon.
Indians can’t eat beef.
Other non-whites will probably get sick from cheese due to lactose intolerance.
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“Bacon cheeseburgers are prime white man’s food.
Jews can’t eat bacon.”
Well… OBSERVANT Jews should not…
“Muslims can’t eat bacon.”
There are white muslims. And not all of them foreign types are muslim.
“Indians can’t eat beef.”
That depends on the Indian, doesn’t it?
The British had a lot of unrest in their military forces in India because their rifle cartridges were packed in EITHER cow grease or pig fat, pissing off the Muslims AND the Hindus as the method of opening the cartridge was using one’s teeth, and you could never know which was used on a particular round. Just, on average, you were going to doom your soul. But it was a heathen doom and they could give a toss.
“Other non-whites will probably get sick from cheese due to lactose intolerance.”
But there are still non-whites that’ll be able to enjoy a cheeseburger in your paradise, anyway.
A whole lot of thought AND ignorance went into this, didn’t it?
By all means conform to the world's funniest stereotype:
The Fat Nazi. Behold, the vaunted master race!
“Man vs. Food”’s Adam Richman. A Jew who eats Bacon & Seafood: boy, does he eat it.
His mother still loves him.
Cheese? McDonald’s in Japan.
I guess franchise owners in China should be glad it was KFC miHoYo had that promotional deal with - which turned chaotic - and not them, eh OP…?!
Other non-whites will probably get sick from cheese due to lactose intolerance.
Well, ya know, I’m about as white of a white guy you can be, no “non-white” ancestry in my family that I’m aware of, and I, my brother, and my parents are all lactose-intolerant to various degrees. I do still enjoy a good bacon cheeseburger from time to time, even thought I might regret it later, LOL.
A. Westgate
Not The Westgate.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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