And everyone who attends university is obliged to worship Darwin on the 12th, lest they be cancelled.
Actually, I never knew that some cared about Darwin's birth. Knowledge is also not Darwin worship. Projection and false equivalence fallacies. We know much more today about biology and evolution than Darwin ever did.
But yes, literalist creationism is anti-science. And make sure to never use Apple OSX machines, because they run Darwin BSD inside. You may want to request for it to be renamed to Banana BSD. Oh! But a traditional BSD mascot is a little demon, inspired by DAEMON... You're screwed.
Since you're stuck pre-Darwin, you may as well use the tools he used, like sketchpads anyway. Who needs computers? The Bible doesn't mention them. Even neckties are missing...
So your "Darwin Day" is actually a straw man for your suggestion to celebrate an "ignorance is bliss" day?
Linking https://fstdt.com/LWZ9QDSVX$N3K as it's part of the same anti-science campaign