Sonic was always anti-woke and on the right side of history
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Drawing shows Sonic the Hedgehog shaking hands with Hitler and saying “You passed animal protection laws? Way past cool!”
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Two fails there, Murrican’tman:
Firstly: How many hedgehogs were squashed under the tracks of Wehrmacht tanks in WWII…?!
Secondly: Se rvice Ga mes provided fruit machines at military bases in WWII . Which ones? American.
Men who said ‘The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi’.
…what, you think Sega only made video games? Ever hear of electro-mechanical games in arcades of yore…?!
Example: Jet Rocket.
That which pioneered these factors now commonplace in videogames:
First Person Shooter: before id Software’s “DOOM”.
First Open World game: before ol’ Ninty’s “Zelda: Breath of the Wild” and miHoYo’s “Genshin Impact”.
First 3D Environment: A conveyor belt before pixels giving an illusion of depth in countless games since.
…and all from a Westernised Japan since WWII.
The irony here being that if your precious Fuhrer had succeeded: certainly if the west hadn’t been enough for his ‘Lebensraum’ and looked eastward, your precious Sonic wouldn’t have existed in the first place in a Nazified Japan with no Sega.
My knowledge of Sonic the Hedgehog is incidental, but doesn’t he have a considerable support cast including secondary protagonists from all sorts of different anthropomorphic animals, most notably a mutant fox and a beakless echidna? Fighting for the good of the world regardless of species, rather than the supremacy of his branch of Hedgehogkind?
Also, he has ((((blue hair)))) .
Granted, his nemesis is clearly Slavic by name, so at least there is one thing Hitler could approve of.
Tell me you didn't pay attention to any Sonic messaging without telling me.
Especially the parts about inclusiveness. Sonic literally tries to befriend everyone. It's only when proven they can't behave that he does anything. He accepts reformed villains, even even tries to see the good in Eggman.
And that's before the messages about environmentalism in the early games.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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