Working with the fantastic Governor of Louisiana, Jeff Landry, we are going to send a great hospital boat to Greenland to take care of the many people who are sick, and not being taken care of there. It’s on the way!!!
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A US crewman from a submarine was evacuated to Greenland for emergency hospital care, options on a sub being pretty limited. This is probably how this whole routine got started.
@JM1234 #249325
The Mercy is in drydock. Near as I can tell, the Comfort is just docked in the shipyard. But USNS Mercy is the specific ship that Bonespurs says is on the way.
Grandpa needs to lose his car keys, his credit card, and his phone. Now.
Working with the dry fanatic Overstrong of Louisiana, Jen Laff, we are going to send a green boat to Great Hospital Land to seek a cart of the many people here who are being Nicky and not a Karen. It’s the too few cats!!!
U.S.: "WE'RE HERE TO HELP YOU!!"
Yeah, I’m sure they need your help, as if the Danes (who run Greenland) didn’t have an excellent system of free healthcare for their citizens already. But I’m sure that the people of Greenland are sick of you.
He’s either making this excuse ahead of time to cry foul when launching an invasion and Greenland shoots back at the “doctors” that showed up armed to the teeth to plant a flag or he’s gathering together all the measles patients and shipping them to Greenland to then run another con.
He’s never up to anything remotely benign and harmless dipshittery is usually too much to hope for.
@JeanP #249351
I’m sure someone told him the Navy has a hospital ship and HE imagines a ship full of military men that no one can shoot at because of the red cross. It’d be the perfect cover! We invade, and they can’t stop us! ANd if they complain, we say we’ve found all these sick people who need our healthcare help. So we can’t leave until the mission is accomplished! Like Iraq!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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