Thank you mothers.

Thank you so much for bringing males into this world, who will become teenagers and men and who will be absolute tyrants by harrassing others with their noise and smell, who litter and cause so much dirt, who will think they have the right to scream and groan around and be loud as fuck, who will sexually harass girls and women, who will be misogynists and loudly play misogynistic songs, who will scream and loudly play porn during the night (thanks for giving them smartphones in the first place), who will be smart enough to act nice around you mothers and like assholes once you're not around, who will make everyday life hell for girls and women.

Great fucking job, mothers! Thanks. So. Fucking. Much. You. Fucking. Whores.

Thanks to you the world is this fucked up place, after all you create and socialize these vile creatures. You create evil and you're even proud of it.