AtotheZtotheN (Ben Chim) #elitist #moonbat #psycho #racist reddit.com

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Want to join a Real-World Pan-Asian Organization?

Hi Aznidentity,

This is Ben Chin, founder of the Pan Asian Harmony Society, a Pan Asian human rights organization based in the Greater Los Angeles Area. Since about February of this year, I've been organizing & attending patrols with members of Asians with Attitudes and distributing hate crime books & pepper spray (courtesy of hatecrimebook & Asians Taking Action) to the local community & trying to connect different Asian peoples here but the organization needs help to grow and I am now looking to expand it.

While I would first like some local aid, I am very much open to recruiting members from other states & other countries to extend reach. The only requirements for rank-and-file members are:

Be of Asian descent (trace your heritage to the continent of Asia)

Be 18 years or older

Memorize & swear the Pan Asian Oath

Own a firearm* (This requirement is flexible and can depend on location but will be more stringent as we grow.)

Exclusions: the organization does not permit members with white partners.

Membership is currently unpaid & free but, as the organization grows, I do foresee paying employed members. (I don't even really pay myself yet. 😅) And though this post is in Asian Diasporic Vernacular English, the organization encourages multilingualism & would be delighted to have members from outside of the Anglosphere.

Aside from rank-and-file membership, I am also recruiting for the organization's Executive Staff:

Chief of Defence

Chief of Education

Chief of Economic Development

Chief Justice

Chief of Culture

Chief of Housing

Chief of Agriculture &

Chief of Diaspora Affairs

If you are interested in joining, please DM (preferrably IG but here is good too) or text the organization's number, which can be found at the IG link above.

Comments & criticism welcome.

Best wishes,

Ben Chin

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