Original Spanish:
spoiler La ciencia no da explicación al arco iris. Representa el pacto de Elohim con los hombres y refleja la bóveda celeste q hay sobre nosotros.Science has no explanation for a rainbow. It represents the covenant between Elohim and man and it reflects the sky dome above us.
19 comments
Science has no explanation for a rainbow.
I feel so refracted.
“Science has no explanation for a rainbow.”
Fucking what?!
Yes, yes it very much does, lying for Jeebus is still lying, off to hell with ya!
A lightbox. A prism. A piece of paper.
Ever seen a certain Pink Floyd album cover, OP...?!
...oh, and a water bottle with a mist nozzle & a sunny day will blow your fucking mind.
The bible shows God doesn’t understand basic physics. Genesis 9:16 – “Whenever the rainbow appears in the clouds, I will see it,” but rainbows don’t appear in clouds or during rainstorms. They appear after a storm, below the clouds. By the time God sees a rainbow, the rain has already stopped.
Light passes through water molecules present in the air following a precipitation event, and is bent, or refracted, into a spectrum band. Like…this is third grade, “learned it by watchin Bill Nye” shit.
Spectrum caused by breaking white light into its colours through water or glass or diamonds. Ask the scientist who was a devout Xtian, Sir Isaac Newton, but there may be more than his 7 colours.
In mythology, the Kooris have revered the Rainbow Serpent for countless millennia, whom they believe created the rivers. Which look pretty serpentine on a map, more real than your skydome.
It’s light filtering through water droplets in the air. A child could tell you this! What a dumbass. At least pick something more complex for your dopey screeds, OP!
The OP is so extreme in their science-rejection that they’ll reject the most basic things that even a toddler would know! They probably think that radios are boxes with little elf musical bands playing every song or that there are really people and things zipping around inside of TVs.
I wouldn’t be surprised if the OP thinks that clouds are made of cotton balls, the Sun and Moon are both the size of a quarter, the moon is made of Swiss cheese, wind is caused by sneezing trees, geysers are Satan getting himself…uh… “satisfied”, rain is Deity running a lawn sprinkler and thunder is angels bowling.
He hears of every goofy made-up “explanation” for things said by Calvin’s Dad in Calvin & Hobbes and takes it as 100% literal truth rather than an annoyed father messing with his kid.
“OH! ATMS ARE FULL OF ELVES WITH PRINTING PRESSES AND THERE ARE LITTLE ELF PAINTERS INSIDE OF CAMERAS… THEY’RE SO GOOD THAT IT LOOKS REAL!”.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register . Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.
