jollygreenscott91 #conspiracy #fundie

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Transcription: The human brain is an amazing organ. It keeps working 24 hours a day, 7 days a week and 52 weeks a year. From before you leave the womb, right up until you’re indoctrinated into believing you’re a monkey living on a spinning ball.

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Chimpanzees having at least 98% of our DNA. Like we humans, their brains are hemispherical.

Yours must be flat then, OP.

It hasn't evolved to be more than two dimensional.

52 WEEKS, you mean?

And, Ape. An APE living on an oblate sheroid.

Then again, maybe your brain does work only about two months of every year,,,,

Creationist and flat Earther. Anyone actually surprised?

<@KeithInc.> #56480

To be fair to our fundie though, the 52 days a year was @pyro’s mistake, the image does say 52 weeks.

@KZadBhat #56482

Thanks. I suck at transcribing.

The human brain is an amazing organ. It keeps working 24 hours a day, 7 days a week and 52 weeks a year. From before you leave the womb, right up until you’re indoctrinated into believing you were created by a God who will send you to a nightmarish prison dimension after you die if you don’t make your life all about glorifying Him and that you live on an unmoving disk.

…At least I’m actually using my brain, as opposed to you who just has it as dumb weight to keep balance in your head.

@KZadBhat #56482

To be fair to @pyro, I do think the OP's brain only works 52 days out of the year. Nonconsecutive.

As opposed to being indoctrinated into believing you’re a clump of dirt living on a square table?

Why does it even matter if we are just very intelligent apes living on a spheroid? We're still special.

It’s sure better to believe Universe is only 6000 years old.

No, but I am a primate, living on a sphere. Now, get those simian fingers of yours, busy on your device, to try and prove different.

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