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Oh no! Everyone's calling everyone else "groomer" and now we're all confused! Are you a groomer? Is your neighbor a groomer? Let the experts at The Babylon Bee help you sort it out. Here are all the warning signs you may be a groomer:

1. Do you talk about sex with 5-year-olds behind their parents' back?

2. Do you begin sentences with, "Don't tell your parents, but..."

3. Do you encourage kids to cut off their sex organs?

4. Are you a Disney Executive?

5. Did you quit your teaching job after they passed the Parental Rights Act in Florida?

6. Does taking other people's kids to a drag show and calling it a "field trip" seem ok to you?

7. Do you drive around in a windowless van with "FREE GENDER-AFFIRMING CARE" scrawled on the side?

8. Have you ever helped a child acquire sex hormones without their parent's knowledge?

9. Does David French think you're a "blessing of liberty?"

Tally up your number of "Yes" answers and consult this chart:

1-2: Oh no! You're a groomer!

3-4: Wow. Definitely a groomer.

5-6: Yep, still groomer.

7-8: There's a Law & Order SVU episode with your name on it.

9: Ok, we're calling the police.

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Its’ shit like this that makes Farron Cousins (the Ring of Fire host who’s married to a schoolteacher) to say that this is dangerous rhetoric as it ENCOURAGES Far-Right lunatics to target teachers to outright kill, as the Far-Right is increasingly just blatantly calling all teachers “groomers” in an attempt to rile up their base while at the same time not giving a shit about ACTUAL GROOMERS (like say… Evangelical Baptist priests…), I just hope that the resulting physical attacks against teachers doesn’t result in someone being killed but lets’ be honest it’ll probably will.

3. Do you encourage kids to cut off their sex organs?

How exactly would that be in the interest of sexually abusing that child?

@Malingspann #130312

Trying and failing. As usual.

Someone who accuses others not exactly like her of being ‘Groomers'. Marjorie Taylor Greene has just appointed someone to be her unpaid intern.

Now, before I reveal who said intern is, when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, it was said that Satire was dead: well, that notion has been destroyed, as satire was certainly alive and well up to the point I say that name:

Milo Yiannopoulos.

It's not only Satire that's dead now.

I’ve a better one for you and without all your lies and blood libel too:

Are you, or are you not a cromwellian christian controller?

Do you, or do you not want to force others in your melting pot society to adhere to your religious dogmas and taboos?

Do you, or do you not want to end the lives and rights of those whose very existence flaunts your holy book of carnage, obedience and genocide?

If you have answered yes to any of the above, you’re a fucking groomy, groomie, GROOMER bitch!

Fantastic, that word is fucking dead now. I guess we'll have to think of a whole new term to use for sexual predators who actually want to sexually abuse children, since you're so determined to make it easier for them by muddying up people's conceptions of those acts. But hey, as long as you get to rile people up to the point of physical assault against anyone who works as a teacher or goes outside conservative gender norms to the tiniest degree, then who gives a shit about the safety of children, right?