CisSiberianOrchestra: President Trump looked the sun in the eye and the sun went blind.
Kek_Johnson: President Trump gives vision and purpose.
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repeating the Chuck Norris jokes but about Trump
Chuck Norris: “Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.”
Donald Trump: “Donald Trump threw a grenade at a person and discovered he’d forgotten to pull the pin; then he exploded.”
Chuck Norris: “Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.”
Donald Trump: “Donald Trump could eat two buckets of fried chicken in one Air Force One flight.”
Chuck Norris: “Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.”
Donald Trump: “Joe Biden is the reason Donald Trump is hiding.”
Amaterasu blessed Joe Biden when he gave his speech last month.
She was curiously absent that day four years earlier, patriots.lose .
Thus President Biden four years later should tell you something.
@Anon-e-moose #76168
No, actual patriots won.
These idiots think blind devotion to their cult leader is patriotic.
I think the technical term for this condition is nutsy fagin.
<@KeithInc. >
r/The_Donald failed when Reddit would no longer take their shit. After that, they couldn't take being thought of as 'thedonald.lose ' as they were called by others: certainly after early November last year.
Considering what's been happening between then & now - especially after Apple, Google & Jeff Bezos did right by the people of America by doing what they did to Parler - with these... things being denied their 'Freeze Peach', hopefully the same happens to this s(h)ite.
...by patriots .
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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