My daughter is 11 and came home with $50 she charged some kid $50 to be his girlfriend for a week I don't know if I should be mad or high five her.. sos.
(DegenerateInnocent)
Yeah, high five your 11yo for being a literal whore.
Slayyy girl. QWEEN. Hu$$tlin, Makin dat $$$.
At such a young age too, what an enterprising independent girl. At her rate of maturity, she'll be imported to Dubai as a human toilet at the record-breaking age of 14.
(monkmode27)
The Dubai portapotty thing is lifefuel. I remember reading one woman cried after being shit on and I laughed out loud. Based Arabs tbhngl.
lol they really do that? thats fucking based actually ngl
Yep. They know women will do anything if you pay them enough, so for fun they fly out these little Instagram sluts and take turns shitting on their face and tits.
(I_CAPE_RUNTS)
And when these foids turn 35 and it’s time to hang up the cleats? It’s time for vanilla missionary in the dark twice a month with mr. beta bux. “What’s past is past, tee hee!”
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