Donald J. Trump #wingnut #psycho #mammon

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I’m alone and in the dark.

Some people are saying: This is SAD!

I’m sitting here. Alone. In the war room. Fighting for you. The rest of the staff went home hours ago. It’s just me, one dying laptop, and the 72-hour countdown clock to my first mid-month deadline of the year just RANG.

We are going to have to ACT FAST!

HOLD THE LINE

If we don’t crush my first mid-month deadline of the year, the radical Left flips the House and Senate in 2026 and finishes what they started:

* Open borders forever
* Your guns confiscated
* Your kids brainwashed

And worst of all, your favorite President (ME!) might just go through another FAKE impeachment!

They’re already spending BILLIONS (Dirty Money, I bet) to bury US and bury YOU! I need a small sacrifice from every red-blooded American who wants to save the country!

I’m dead serious: miss this goal and the MAGA Movement crumbles>>

If you rush $47 RIGHT NOW (in the next 30 minutes), I’ll personally send you my limited-edition 2026 Trump Calendar — but that’s nothing compared to losing the country.

This is it. No second chances.

We have been fighting for years.. And I fear the end is near. The woke mind virus is infiltrating more and more Americans every day. This could be our last chance!

HOLD THE LINE

Do it for America, show them MAGA is strong!

THANK YOU,

President Trump

SAVE THE COUNTRY

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If you’re ALONE, how do you know what SOME PEOPLE ARE SAYING!?!??!

And who the HELL is going to enact your orders if everyone else went home?

WTF wrote this, because it definitely isn’t Trump.
Trump says it, then someone else writes it down (for what I remember).

You’re the world’s most prolific panhandler and your funeral is going to be extremely fucking lonely. At this point after you’ve openly threatened the world, invaded a country, kidnapped their (admittedly terrible and illegitimate) leader for a disgusting stage play you pretend is a legal trial, turned military under the guise of law enforcement against your own people, made a point of detaining tourists in the same torture camps as migrants, and just generally mock the whole concept of the law both domestic and international along with the rules of war and engagement with multiple known violations under your strained belt already I’m genuinely surprised you don’t expect to get double tapped at your next “diplomatic” visit in the middle of releasing another shit tsunami of gangster talk before your obese carcass is dragged out back to be burned with the rest of the trash.

And frankly most board rooms in the US would be a more significant target for air strikes than any of your hollowed out political cardboard fronts acting as their cover and repository for bribes, it’s their money funding your coup as much as shameless grifts like this and they’re not at all bothered by the rapid slide into a white nationalist terror state engaging in open piracy. Though in a shocking twist Exxon Mobil of all companies actually declined to be part of the plundering of Venezuelan oil reserves.

The Beatles said it best:

(*sings*)

’He’s a real Nowhere Man

Sitting in his Nowhere Land

Making all his Nowhere Plans

For Nobody.’

I’m sitting here. Alone

Gee.

We wonder why…?! [/Doug Piranha-levels of sarcasm]

@Passerby #246725
your funeral is going to be extremely fucking lonely

Unless there’s a big turnout of people who wanna make sure he really is dead and buried.

I’m sitting here. Alone. In the war room. Fighting for you. The rest of the staff went home hours ago. It’s just me, one dying laptop

That line is just absurd on so many levels. Does the “war room” not have power outlets? Plug the damn thing in! And cmon, who would seriously believe that Trump is “burning the midnight oil” after everyone else went home? That’s not even really meant an insult toward him from me (for once) but he is 79 years old, after all.

@Malingspann #246739
The Bethesda Coroner’s office has released another press statement, stating that they will not be allowing “independent verification” of the former President’s corpse. Nor will they be scheduling guided tours or selfies, so stop fucking asking, okay!?!?! We’ll release the body to the proper authorities! Ask them! Maybe Melania’ll engage Erika Kirk for a consultation! But JEEZ! Leave us alone!
AND STOP SENDING US SAMPLE BOTTLES OF PISS! We will NOT be pouring them over the body!

Good God he’s alone and lonely with a laptop in the sit room? Now you made me imagine what websites he’s actually I feel sick…

I’m alone and in the dark.

Alone, I get. He has to pay or threaten people to spend time with him. In the dark? If metaphorical, then he’s finally reached the level of self-awareness where he’s now cognizant of his own ignorance. Good. From there, he can build a framework of learning and knowing things. If literal, he can pay or threaten someone to flipping the light switch.

Some people are saying: This is SAD!

If you hadn’t burned every iota of pathos one could possibly have for you, I’d agree: this is just sad.

I’m sitting here. Alone. In the war room. Fighting for you. The rest of the staff went home hours ago. It’s just me, one dying laptop, and the 72-hour countdown clock to my first mid-month deadline of the year just RANG.

Plug in the laptop, and stop lying. The only things you’re fighting are the consequences of your own actions, and the heavy hand of karma, swift may it fall.

We are going to have to ACT FAST!

He isn’t even trying to not sound like a pitchman on QVC, is he?

HOLD THE LINE

♫Shake Shake Shake Senora, Shake the body line♫
♫Work Work Work Senora, Work it all the time!♫

If we don’t crush my first mid-month deadline of the year, the radical Left flips the House and Senate in 2026 and finishes what they started:

Waffling on an Olympian scale?

* Open borders forever
* Your guns confiscated
* Your kids brainwashed

* no more candy for breakfast!
* broccoli for dessert!
* clowns as dentists!
* scary thir-FOURTH thing!

And worst of all, your favorite President (ME!) might just go through another FAKE impeachment!

*insert “stop! I can only get so hard!” joke here*

They’re already spending BILLIONS (Dirty Money, I bet) to bury US and bury YOU! I need a small sacrifice from every red-blooded American who wants to save the country!

Oh Donald, we don’t need to spend a dime to bury you. We just need to wait for those cheeseberders to catch up with you, a steam shovel, and a sturdy shipping crane to hoist your doublewide ass over the hole.

I’m dead serious: miss this goal and the MAGA Movement crumbles>>

*insert “stop! I can only get so hard!” joke here*

If you rush $47 RIGHT NOW (in the next 30 minutes), I’ll personally send you my limited-edition 2026 Trump Calendar — but that’s nothing compared to losing the country.

Disregard those previous “only get so hard” comments. You just know this fucking narcissist would make it a cheesecake calendar, and suddenly Mr. Happy isn’t so happy anymore.

This is it. No second chances.

We may never get another chance to get this fucker out of power again.

We have been fighting for years.. And I fear the end is near. The woke mind virus is infiltrating more and more Americans every day. This could be our last chance!

“Nobody could ever legitimately disagree with me, or find issue with any of the horrid shit I say, do and try to do, unless some nefarious brainwashing were going on!”

HOLD THE LINE

See previous Harry Belafonte reference.

Do it for America, show them MAGA is strong!

The existence of brown people burns you like holy water. You’re the weakest gaggle of bitchboys I’ve ever seen.

SAVE THE COUNTRY

“Invoke the 25th! Get my lardy ass out of power! Release the Files, not the ‘Philes!”

“I’m alone and in the dark.”

Holy shit, finally a true statement from Trump!

It’s just me, one dying laptop, and

…how you can search ‘Trump TACOs out on Greenland at Davos’ and see many such cases of so many fingers being pointed at you - and you alone - with howls of derision equally directed at you: thus realise that you’re the loneliest man on the planet, Don Old Fart.

…oh, and that laptop: ‘dying’, you say? Not so many years ago, the US Government - especially the Department of Defence - had a contract with Dell to supply such with laptops: their D630s were used by the armed forces, especially in the field due to being tough & reliable. I should know, as I have one which came with a sticker on the HD (erased, of course) which said ‘Property of US Department of Defence’: with my upgrading the CPU to a Core 2 Duo 2.6 GHz one (the most powerful this model can take), RAM maxed out at 8 Gb and a 2Tb SSD (with 2Tb HD via an optical drive bay adapter) and the screen replaced with a 1440x900 one, I call it my ‘Old Faithful’ as it’s never gone wrong on me. After that, laptops by Hewlett-Packard: they’re reliable and just as upgradeable as Dell’s.

I’ve seen recent photos of the Situation Room in the White House of late: with you and one by Lenovo.

Considering where Lenovos are made, in Soviet America dying is you, Don Old Fart.

Despair. People already know that it's for you, not for them. Fear to eventually have to pay?

SAVE THE COUNTRY

In order to save the USa, you should have lost in 2016 and 2024.

Future generations will read this and say, "This can't possibly be real! You're joking!"

And they will be wrong.

The "all alone working hard" may be trying to appeal to those crackpots, isolated from reality, who got indoctrinated in the Trumpist "alternative facts" disinformation and end up as misfits, feeling rejected from a world they have lost the capacity to understand...

And those who believe to "understand" it but realize that when they preach, other people look at them strangely, tell them that it's nonsense, or squarely tell them to just shut up or leave...

Many families have been split apart by Trumpist extremism, it's well documented. Others have lost their job due to incompetence threatening the lives of people, like nurses who fell due to the anti-vaccination fear mongering disinformation propaganda campaigns.

And after this campaign some stupid who need that money will spend it to enrich the rich and support corruption that's involved in a conspiracy to make sure that they have no access to services to help them.

Because of Trump, I think that maybe the accounts of the rules of Roman emperors such as Nero, Caligula or Elagabalus might not have been exaggerations from senators.