John C. Wright #fundie #pratt scifiwright.com

Donald J Trump has been elevated to the purple by the prince-electors at Aachen, and coronated in Rome by the Pope, so that he is now Imperator of the Holy Roman Empire, and of the Empire of Man, Rex Quondam Rexque Futurum.

All Glory to God and to his anointed!

The Tribune Assembly of the Commoners in America, who retain a quaint custom of confirming the Electoral determination by local ballot, have also granted His Imperial Majesty the Mandate of the Commons.

Outlawing abortion and contraception is good. Getting rid of the minimum wage will allow low-skilled workers to find jobs. Better. Locking up rioters and looters, best of all.

JD Vance will be Executive-for-Life, and Elon the first Transhuman Immortal of the Noosphere. So far, so good.

Purple haired girls will no longer be allowed to twirk and grind in public, as shown in the first scene, and modest dress codes will be decreed by the National Census Office. No more tattoos nor face piercings. Sounds awesome.

Also, involuntary concubinage will ensure a reverse of the demographic decline, hence the return to the fertility levels needed to colonize Mars.

The warning from the future also shows the cities destroyed by Democrat mismanagement being slowly abandoned for the new and beautiful cities Trump will erect in the Western United State on what is now federal lands.

Not sure I see the downside here.

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