Anonymous #wingnut #psycho desuarchive.org

>right after president Hillary declares herself empress after loosing election. in 2021. Enacts total gun ban at the same time
>I secretly join up with fellow /k/omando buddies to talk about the empresses new edict
>decide to fight back and make a resistance and hold out down by the riffer
>eventually Hilarys newly formed secret police show up at properry in the river bluffs to seize firearms
>empty a beta magazine into pigs when they enter the property without a warrant
>the other fascist escapes the car and calls for back up
>enter my beat ass pick up truck with two other buddies
>ride the facist scum down and max in the passenger seat shoots him in the back of the thigh. I exit the vehicle. He's cursing us and threatening us, eventually begs for mercy as we get closer.
>"not today piggie"
>another shot between the eyes puts him out of his misery
>lift his body into the truck and in the river it goes, along with the other nazi and their car.
>seize their weapons and radios first
>hear over the radio the dispatcher paging the unit we just wasted and another unit reporting gunshots in the area
>I hear them dispatching a mechanized unit to come take of us
>nowwerefucked.exe
>yelling to Max and Joe to come check this out
>all together we devise a plan to roll a truck loaded with fertilizer into the column before it gets to us then make a run for it
>now we got to the farm and load up my shitty ton truck with all the ammonium nitrate and diesel we have
>drive my truck up to the top of the hill and try to get some wire hooked up to set it off
>couldn't find any wire to set if off with so decided to use my cell phone jerry rigged instead
>hear an armored vehicle approach from the distance
>run to my buddies indawoods and tell them to run and leave me
>open my truck door and look back to max, my best friend.
>max looks at me and we both know what needs to be done. I floor it straight down the hill aiming between the AFV and the troop truck
>explode into a ball of flames in the armored column knocking a tank out and a troop truck and dispersing the rest

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