We incels have an aristocratic soul
Most of incels in the past would have been philosophers, historians, scribes, mathematicians and military men.
We would be notable men, while most Foids and normies would be peasents living in mud. Chads would be kings relying on our astronomical knowledge of the world.
That most of us hold higher ideals is just evidence that in the past we were part of the aristocracy. Its not our fault that degeneration took over and our ancestors werent able to maintain their physical vigor and appearance. Or that they decided to defile their racial purity.
I think this is also why we detest mass driven politics such as democracy and socialism.
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We incels have an aristocratic soul Spoiled, entitled, parasitic, with dysfunctional family dynamics including a tendency for incest… sounds accurate, actually.
"Most of incels in the past would have been philosophers, historians, scribes, mathematicians and military men."
What's stopping you from doing that today? Oh yeah, you're a bunch of stupid lazy incompetant assholes. BTW there were no incels of the past. Involuntary celebacy is nonsense.
"That most of us hold higher ideals is just evidence that in the past we were part of the aristocracy. Its not our fault that degeneration took over and our ancestors werent able to maintain their physical vigor and appearance. Or that they decided to defile their racial purity."
What are you even talking about? Your ancestors are also Chad's ancestors. You aren't descended from those supposed ancient incels (you know, that whole "cel" thing...)
Or that they decided to defile their racial purity. Erm, that's the very opposite of what the Aristocrats did. They always strove to keep their bloodline "pure"... turns out that that's not actually a good thing.
"Most of incels in the past would have been philosophers, historians, scribes, mathematicians and military men."
Scribes? Being a certified public literate is aristocratic?
Most the incels I see posting as incels are hateful, misogynistic little shits who spend an inordinate amount of time fantasizing about how the world should work, not how it really works. So as historians, they'd be 'liars.'
As military men, they'd be the obnoxious idiot in the unit that no one wants to be around, either in combat or on furlough.
You know how defined aristocracy itself? As a class devoted to the Crown and the common good: they tended to serve in the civil service and in some cases, were expected to volunteer for military during war (for exemple, JFK used his connections to end on the frontline). There’s also the whole noblesse oblige thing. I doubt you would be selfless enough for even trying to meet such standards.
@KeithInc
Scribes? Being a certified public literate is aristocratic?
In most societies, literacy was a rare and precious skill.
@Jean, yes i know it was rare, but scribe was not a job for the aristocracy. THEY could write their own letters and do their own taxes. Not write other people's documents for a wage.
I can't really seen a modern incel doing that without writing 'your mom drinks squid ink' all thru the doc, thinking the guy is too illiterate to nitice.
It's weird enough that an incel aspires to a job....
Philosophers, historians, mathematicians, and soldiers still exist.
The fact is that you just suck at math, decry all contemporary philosophy as "political correctness", believe that the military is "cucked" for allowing women to contribute to national defense, and consider real history to be "SJW bullshit".
Sorry, dipshit. You can't be a philosopher if you hate philosophy, a historian if you deny historical facts, or a soldier if you hate a considerable number of the people who would be your sisters in arms. In the last case, particularly, your prejudice against women could put you and (more importantly) other people in life threatening danger.
Fuck off.
Also, those “philosophers, historians, scribes, mathematicians and military men” of old, if they were celibate, weren’t incels, because they were too busy doing those things to spend all their time whining about it.
Actually, when i think of 'aristocrats,' i think of the Addams Family.
Not because of any creepiness, but because they were all completely comfortable with themselves. They did what they wanted to, without regard to social expectations, or the limitations of nisy neighbors. Theywere not faddish, or gave much of a fuck how people would judge them.
And they had the means do fo whatever they thought was right by each other or anyone who came to their notice.
Maybe you didn't WANT to glow in the dark, but if an Addams did that to you, they were trying to help, not punish.
Incels, on the other hand, are obsessed with social expectations. They cannot meet them, so they flock together and invent their own faddish vocab, and form their own society to do console each other tyat society has failed THEM.
And so very many want to lssh out with their frusrations (which they demand we recognize as the greatest pain anyone ever felt), harming others just for the sake of them either possessing a vagina, or having touched one some time since their birth.
No, dearie, those would be volcels.
Incels were sent off to die in wars, or to become catholic priests.
Your fantasy is not evidence that you are better than others, dingbat.
Yes, like aristocrats, you merely think you’re better than everyone else. In reality, you’re just spoiled rich kids who wouldn’t last a month trying to support yourselves.
@JeanP #11067
In theory, at least, and some modern constitutional monarchies do ceremonial events for good purposes, but back in the pre-democracy age, more often than not the aristocracy would be a mess of snobbish, inbred classists too busy eating cooked giraffe and conducting political marriages to get extra lands to care for their people. This is why absolutism is a bad idea, you can’t always expect the ruling class to be nice people.
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