How many Jews does it take to be a Holocaust survivor?

All of them…and then some!

No matter what age, what parentage, what distance in years from 1945, every Jew jumps on the HoloHoax wagon.

Not me.

I was raised by two Jewish parents with Jewish relatives from Austria.

No one was looking to cash in.

You see, it gives the Jew a certain credibility to be a “son of a holocaust survivor.”

The Jew can be a murderer, a con artist, a thief.

A tranny funder, a campaign coffer stuffer, a censurer of truth, or a lying journalist.

You must cut him some slack because…weepy eyes you…he’s a “son of a holocaust survivor!”

The Jew says it, the media repeats it, but don’t believe it.
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Vell…out of 23 main camps, with 900 sub-camps, how is it that Jews always pick only 2—“Auschwitz” and “Bergen-Belsen”—to astonishingly “survive” out of those “most horrible places?”

Vell, It’s all about the “brand.”

“Auschwitz” and “Bergen-Belsen” are Jewish brand names to sell the swindle.
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I mean all 6 million survived!

The mom must’ve slapped that nazi guard right in the kisser, jumped over the barbed wire, cut a hole to let daughter and sister crawl through, with lots of kosher salami to munch on!

Breathtaking.

With the “pain” of the camps, I mean, those “con-cen-tra-tion” camps, the misery, the horror, that gnawing expectancy that “none would survive…”

Yet, somehow, (I don’t know how, I can only guess, wink wink, they were never there), in spite of those evil Cherman ‘nazi,’ swastika-bearing tormentors, they got out so the “son a holocaust survivor” could milk the bilk.
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So as to air the Jewish affaire of survivors, cons, victims in lawn chairs, skeletons, shoes, lamp shades, and never, ever, declaring Allied bombing and starving of campers and those German shepherd guards…

…we need to find a new kind of holocaust for Jews to survive from.

Send them to IsraHell while they’re still alive.