Eric Hovind #fundie

Eric Hovind #fundie twitter.com

Proof of Noah’s flood is blowing up the Internet!
Our friends over at
@itsnotthebee
point out some powerful truth. The Bible has been teaching there are fountains in the great deep for more than 4000 years! Follow
@itsnotthebee
to read the article!Proof of Noah’s flood is blowing up the Internet!
Our friends over at
@itsnotthebee
point out some powerful truth. The Bible has been teaching there are fountains in the great deep for more than 4000 years! Follow
@itsnotthebee
to read the article!

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He’s talking about hydrous ringwoodite.

Hydrous ringwoodite contains oxygen and hydrogen; one could potentially convert it to anhydrous ringwoodite and water, though not easily. In that sense, the estimated amount of “water” in the mantle is around 3 times the amount of water in the surface oceans. This is somehow proof of the great flood.

To be fair, when this was first reported in 2014, the headlines were sensationalist and clickbaity, implying that literal oceans existed deep underground. Somehow the fundies only just noticed those old articles, thanks to Joe Rogan going down a late-night science rabbit hole, apparently.

So… is this rip-off of the Not The Onion meme his own alt account where he is simping for the fascist Onion rip-off, or is he simping for someone else who is simping for the fascist Onion rip-off?

Seems like someone’s language module is failing. Was Eric Hovid a robot all along?

@Bastethotep #176221

If he is, he’s probably like Wheatly from Portal 2. An AI designed to be as dumb as possible. Although, in this case without Wheatly’s likeable personality.

@arp #176219
Which fascist Onion ripoff?

@TFAltHist #176246

Babylon Bee. I assumed that's what “it's not the bee” is referring to. It has been trying to present itself as the “conservative Onion” forever, but it's just verbatim repeating trumpist/qanon propaganda.

“Proof of Noah’s flood is blowing up the Internet!”

So, there is, or could be, water in the Earth’s Crust, that might be a justification for the common question of ‘where did the water go, then?’
That’s a far cry from actually PROVING a story about one family building a three-story box to contain all the animals known to man, when the god who hates abortion drowned every mother, toddler, fetus, on the world except for four.

Eric Hovind #fundie twitter.com

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Confused?