Repel Trump, execute gays, fuck democracy.
I don’t want anything to do with this anal lunacy.
You know what I want?
An AK and a Hilux.
End of.
Fuck Trump and fuck all of his supporters.
I’m not doing this anal bullshit.
I’m not doing it.
I’m with Jesus.
Period.
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Yes, I am pretty sure that Jesus would be totally approve of a pro-rape Nazicel who shamelessly revels in fantasies of brutally killing adulteresses, the sick and foreigners in need, who offers not even zeroth chances, who utterly despises the meet and the makers of peace…
A washed-up edgelord just makes for the most painfully disingenuous fundie moralist of them all, doesn’t he?
An Atheist becomes Prime Minister: the first to do so.
The Left destroys rightists like you in France, OP.
Either (check one):
[ ] Romans 13:1-7 proves your J-boy favours them and he’s not with you
[ ] Democratic shit happens and your J-boy doesn’t exist.
Choose wisely, Andiepoos.
…oh, and Freud would have a field day with you.
"Fuck Trump and fuck all of his supporters.
I’m not doing this anal bullshit.
I’m not doing it.
I’m with Jesus."
So... is Jesus the one doing all the sodomy? I mean if they're all getting fucked and you're not doing it...
Except that Jesus asks you to offer your cheeks, and to heal and help people, not to be a terrorist with an AK. He also said to only "throw the stone" if you've never sinned, meaning that lowly humans shouldn't kill other people claiming to enact justice. You've chosen the wrong God/prophet, apparently. Like the nazi in Indiana Jones who chose wrongly. So what if there really exists divine judgment after death? What will you do when he'll say: "I never knew you; depart from me, you workers of lawlessness, period."? (Matthew 7:21-23) Not supporting Trump is fine and there are many good reasons not to, beyond your own strange reasons.
“I don’t want anything to do with this anal lunacy.”
So, I’m 61. Closest i’ve ever come to ‘this anal lunacy’ is that my friend asked me to join him at a bar. Turned out he’d never noticed it was gay. We talked to a few cute girls, and i realized that they were NOT into us at ALL.
ONE guy joined out table. Big biker type. Offered to buy me a drink. I said i had one. Asked if i wanted to dance. I said i was straight. He apologized profusely and left.
Didn’t need to violence anyone, not even a little bit.
One day, Andy, you’ll join us in the World of Grownups. It’s nice here.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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