I’m hoping now that Maduro will actually come clean and tell us everything about the machines and how they steal the elections
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Oh, don’t worry. He’ll be isolated from any sort of media, but Trump will announce that they got all the answers to the stolen election theft, whichwill be whatever he need to justify whatever he wants to do…
He’s made a fool of himself multiple times over how the Dominion voting machines could not possibly be hacked in the way he insists that they were hacked, and lost everything over that, yet he never learns. He’s just left with “Hugo Chávez hacked them, but we have no idea how” despite Chávez having died in 2013. Even if there was some sort of beyond-the-grave plot which was secretly enacted in 2020 which we still have no idea how it could have been done, it doesn’t follow that Nicolás Maduro has any idea how it was done either. Or maybe Lindell changed his mind and thinks Maduro did it? Which isn’t a whole lot better.
Oh it’s quite simple really. People vote for the candidate that isn’t Trump, the machine records it, and you ignore it claiming Trump won anyways doing a murderous performance act of disgust and indignation to cast blame on invented conspiracies altered on the fly to incorporate new grudges. It’s so simple none of your enemies get involved in it at all until you forcibly abduct them right into the narrative.
“Well, Mike, here’s how we did it: the election machines, created by the Monsanto Corporation and distributed by the reverse-vampires, utilize a quantum entanglement network produced by the proton emissions created through pillows produced by an unrepentant heroin addict, to magically turn votes for Drumpfenfuhrer into votes for decent human beings. Of course, it was tricky finding a pillow company founded by a junkie, but then you came along. Couldn’t have done it without you, Mike!”
“Also, it helped that people, at least for a time, had object permanence and remembered what an utter shit-tornado your boy was. Pity they forgot in 2024. Here’s hoping they retain that information this election cycle, hm?”
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