(on an article titled “Satanic Rapper Lil Nas X Gloats after Satan Shoe with Human Blood Sells Out in Under a Minute”)
(WoodyBoyd): Please tell me no one is surprised that there are 666 idiots out there stupid enough to buy such evil products. There are at least that many who are buying ABORTIONS, why would it surprise anyone that there are enough to buy this evil.
(J.Moore): Only 666 pairs and it took twenty whole minutes, in a GLOBAL market? He should be depressed it took that long. I figured just the satanists in DC alone would staunch the supply in a second...Sad to say I'm actually ENCOURAGED by this news. The demon worshipers let us down. Oh, well - I guess more baby-murder is in order. The appetite of Moloch MUST be satisfied. BTW, if you're still wearing anything with a Nike swoosh on it - you can go rot.
(squidettevet): Over the years I've only run into a handful of witches and satan worshipers and none of them could afford a $1k pair of shoes. Half the people who bought these will resell them for more than this satanic butt pirate made.
(7026139906): Good! I hope all of the evil people on earth will fight to the death with each other over these limited edition shoes. Let them spill more of their blood over these evil shoes. You know it's going to happen. Kids were killing each other over Air Jordan's & still will!
(Sher): Lil' ahole gloats that 666 pairs of shoes sold, so we know there are 666 morons in the world. As ridiculous at 80 million people voting for pedo joe.
(mojojojo): How many hood rats will be murdered by other hood rats to steal these shoes? You can be proud knowing you bought them for them with your welfare EBT dollars.
(Gary Warren): Guess we know why the Democrat Fascist need an influx of untraceable children for the manufacturing process. Spirit cooking is also on the rebound, with fresh ingredients. And Planned Parenthood has a whole new line of special order organs, with 12 hour delivery guarantees.