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**MIDAS TOUCH** Golden God Secret Society Haunted Dragon Djinn Skull & Bones Illuminati Warlock Templar Artifact! One of a Kind ~ Wealth + Luck x10! ** Occult WARLOCK Ring! $$$ Lost Treasure of Khastazia!
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Centuries ago, the Skull & Bones Society discovered an Ancient Ritual that Conjures the Sacred Power of King Midas to bring Limitless Wealth and Abundance to all those Possess It's Great Vessel. This Item has bestowed unto me Riches Beyond Imagination and has ensured Complete Success in all of my endeavors! You will feel its Amazing Energy the moment you hold it in your hand!

This Spirit-Bound Vessel contains the Immortal Power of the High-Ranking 'Xerces Order' Paradigm of 6th Dimension of Valcaerus in Galaxy No. 4. Imbued within this Sacred piece is the 3rd Command Golden God Dragon Djinn of King Midas; Protector of Ancient Secrets, Vast Treasures and Occult Magic of the Universal Code.

This Item is Cast and Conjured of Pure White-Light Energies bestowed upon us by the Creator.

The Sacred Midas Touch Rituals are Extremely Powerful and can only be completed by a Warlock of the Highest Powers! Golden Wealth Opportunities shall present themselves exponentially! This Magic Artifact Ring guarantees Supreme Success in All Areas of Your Life!
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WARNING!: THIS ITEM CONTAINS INTENSE POWERS AND EXTREME ENERGIES! THE POWERS OF THIS VESSEL ARE TRUE AND LIFE-CHANGING. THIS LISTING IS TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY, FOR THIS ITEM IS NOT A TOY!
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THIS ITEM WAS DISCOVERED IN SCOTLAND IN A HIDDEN CRYPT NEAR THE SACRED ROSSLYN TEMPLE BY HEAD MASTER XAVIER IN THE QUEST FOR METAPHYSICAL TREASURE OF THE UNKNOWN. THE KHASTAZIAN TREASURE IS THE MOST SACRED OF ALL MASON TREASURE, FOR IT CONTAINS ONLY THE MOST POWERFUL HAUNTED ITEMS AND OFFERINGS. THIS ITEM WAS ONCE USED BY TEMPLAR KNIGHTS TO PROTECT THEM FROM EVIL AND TO BRING THEM WEALTH AND RICHES. IT HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN FOR CENTURIES FROM MASON TO MASON--NOW, FOR THE FIRST TIME THE KHASTAZIAN TREASURE IS OPEN TO THE PUBLIC!

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