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[Theory] Lord of the Rings

So if real world becomes the Middle Earth in Lord of the Rings, the people will be classified into:

Note: LLmaxxed has to be 6 ft minimum after maxxing.

Gigachads: Dunedains

Chads and Stacies: Elves

Chadlites and Stacylites: Rohan, Gondor

Normies: Most humans

Sandcels : Haradrim, Uruk-Hai if LLmaxxed and roidmaxxed

Ricecels: Easterlings, Uruk-Hai if LLmaxxed and roidmaxxed.

Blackcels: Uruk-Hai if LLmaxxed and roidmaxxed. Orcs if not.

Whitecels: Orcs, Trolls if LLmaxxed and roidmaxxed.

Tacocels: Goblins, Orcs if average height and Uruk-Hai if LLmaxxed and roidmaxxed.

Coping Manlets (Ex. Alpha M): Dwarves

Abos: Hobbits as no one wants to have anything to do with them, can date their looksmatch and heightsmatch

Truecels: Smeagol

Sauron would be the Spirit of Saint Elliot.

In the end, is this accurate?

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Dunedains

*facepalm* Dunedain is plural of Dunedan, Sindarin for Man of the West. Lean2Elvish.

Coping Manlets (Ex. Alpha M): Dwarves

Actually, most Dwarves are asexuals/married to their job, as you would know if you had read the appendices.

Sauron would be the Spirit of Saint Elliot.

You are far more Morgoth (driven by omnicidal spite) than Sauron (whose motivation is very much Lawful Evil). And no, that’s not at all what Sauron is.

The only correct things here are:
- the analogy between incels and orcs (nasty lazy degenerated creatures, unsuited to anything but war and torment, who only barely manage to live with themselves because they hate their peers even more than they hate themselves, and whose internecine tendencies are only diminished by them hating everyone else even more out of jealousy and being painful reminders of what they have become.)
- Incels and Smeagol (obsessive maniac who murders his best friend so he can have his Preciousss all to himself, then retreats into a deep dark damp cave so he can spend the next few millenia in nothing but obsessing over his Preciousss and eating slimy fishesses and orcses - neetmaxxing! - , until he is nothing but a twisted freak living only for and by his Preciousss. And then there are the tricksy hobbitses, which he hateses, gollum!)

I thought of Sauron as NE but Sauromon as LE. Though I had only seen the evil of Sauron where Sarumon I saw as having a code and respect for Gandalf but was still corrupted

Wow guys. You’ve really outdone yourselves. Unless I’m mistaken, you’re identifying yourself with Sauron’s cause.

@Why?

That would be because they unironically want to kill and destroy everything. They’re incels, destruction and misery are all they live for.

Lol elliot not a fucking saint. What he is going eat a bullet when shit gets real. Typical incil pick a job for a guy that can not handle the job.

If Sauron were anything like the losER you worship, Isildur would’ve chucked the One Ring into Mount Doom and never given it a second thought.

It is not accurate, and I genuinely wish the Tolkein family would hire an assassin to kill you now. Unfortunately, they’re not as evil as you are.

New I Spit On Your Grave remake: A gang of incels are on their way in an RV to someplace to find a woman to gang rape.

However, their previous gang rape victim has put them in a Speed-like scenario by placing a bomb whose trigger was activated when they reached 60 MPH on their vehicle.

So now they have to go no slower than 60 or BOOM!

I'd want to see a new I Spit On Your Grave directly showing a woman, victim of a group of incels, track them down and murder every one of them.

Including splitting one's face vertically and literally melting another's groin with acid.

...and 'Chad' is your Precioussssss!

So, if Sauron is ER, and Orcs, Uruk-Hai, and Gollum are all variants of incels… Are incels admitting they’re followers of Morgoth/Evil itself? Figures…

What’s next? Incels fantasizing about being pawns of Molag Bal (Elder Scrolls)? Being Slaanesh’ sextoys? Being high-ranked Heartless (Kingdom Hearts)? Being hungry & murderous Hollows (Bleach)?

Still, I wouldn’t mind too much even if the worlds would cross over. I’d think they’d be too dumb and pathetic to even run away from Ungoliant. Feeding time!!

No, boy, there is nothing accurate about that.

Only life forms as useless as incels would voluntarily compare themselves to orcs. Can’t we just seal them all up in the caves of the Misty Mountains & leave them to their own devices?

I still think they should all be used test subjects for various biological experiments. That way they would have served some purpose.

@Timjer #44689

I seem to remember that at some point a bunch of incels got together and said “we’d totally be better off being enslaved to a hot woman than living our current terrible incels lives”. So there’s precedent.

I’d say they should go for it, but I’m not that psychotically cruel.

@Lizard_People_Operative #44777

I don't wish to say the name but I'll suffice it as the chad of incel movement

@Conscience #44784

C-m—b? What an unfair comparison.

Smaug doesn’t deserve to be compared to that stain.

@Lizard_People_Operative #44778

I am. Round them up, put them to work cleaning up pollution & let the chips fall where they may. Their slave driver is Scarlett Johanssen in a fur trimmed bikini with anime cat ears & matching tail. Smaug will serve as her pet/enforcer.

@Anon-e-moose #44674

Yes! And they must have it! See, I always figured it was Chad’s monster hog that was the precious. The Ring, in Tolkien’s world, held the power to conquer Middle-Earth.

Of course, in the incels’ world, Chad’s johnson seems to be able to conquer everything too…

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