[Theory] Lord of the Rings
So if real world becomes the Middle Earth in Lord of the Rings, the people will be classified into:
Note: LLmaxxed has to be 6 ft minimum after maxxing.
Chads and Stacies: Elves
Chadlites and Stacylites: Rohan, Gondor
Normies: Most humans
Sandcels : Haradrim, Uruk-Hai if LLmaxxed and roidmaxxed
Ricecels: Easterlings, Uruk-Hai if LLmaxxed and roidmaxxed.
Blackcels: Uruk-Hai if LLmaxxed and roidmaxxed. Orcs if not.
Whitecels: Orcs, Trolls if LLmaxxed and roidmaxxed.
Tacocels: Goblins, Orcs if average height and Uruk-Hai if LLmaxxed and roidmaxxed.
Coping Manlets (Ex. Alpha M): Dwarves
Abos: Hobbits as no one wants to have anything to do with them, can date their looksmatch and heightsmatch
Sauron would be the Spirit of Saint Elliot.
In the end, is this accurate?