“The Bible clearly teaches homosexuality is a sin.”
SO is eating oysters, crabs, lobster.
“The reason homosexuality is a sin is because God created sex between a man and a woman.”
Um, that’s not a reason. I mean, these two people have sex, fine, why does that make THESE two people having sex a sin?
“Since man was not intended to give sexual pleasure to a another man, it is sin.”
Was man intended to surf the internet? Find that scripture, please.
Was man intended to ride submarines under the water? Find that scripture, please.
Was man intended to fly planes through the solid firmament and find what’s above the sky?
“But it is sin for a man to give sexual pleasure to another man, why would it be acceptable for a man to give sexual pleasure to himself?”
Huh? You think my beating off is gay? But, but, but… ALL of my reference material is heterosexual. YES, i grab a dick, but i’m thinking of boobs and ass and… Excuse me, I have to go bother my wife for a minute.
Okay, anyway, there’s nothing at all in the bed about being attracted to another man when I beat off. I’m not concentrating on my dick, it’ll take care of itself.
This is stupid.
“Please excuse my graphical illustration here, but I think it is needed to make a point.”
Oh, sweetie, you have no idea.
“Why would it be wrong for a man to take his hand and give me sexual pleasure with his hand, and yet it be OK for me to use my own hand to give myself sexual pleasure???”
Because it’s a hetero thing to do!
Why in the name of numbnuts God would that scripture fucking APPLY!?!?!?
“In both cases, the hand that is giving me sexual pleasure would be a man's hand!”
What if the man’s transgender, though? A gay man gets you off, but YOU insist that it’s a woman, so you’re okay, unless you’re overcome by progressiveness, then it’s gay.
Like ‘religion, socialism, evolution, and marital rape,’ you’re completely removing the meaning of the term for the sake of dumbass connotations.
