@Luciferous Antitheist
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Biden wont live longer
What we didn’t see was two things on that 20th January 2021: before that orange… thing took that last trip on Marine One: but we know what they were. A tanning bed and a Peloton device.
Guess which one was going in the White House that day, Lazza.
We can imagine the sigh of relief as the former was wheeled out : certainly the chefs who would be free to create healthier alternatives to hamberders & steaks drowned in ketchup: it’s certainly why one certain resident of said White House wasn’t reduced to not only farting but following through in court of late.
You know where I’m going with this, OP. You always have your health.
And considering at least 1.3 million Americans don’t even have that , the one who will still be giving orders is he who was vaccinated with Johnson & Johnson.
Who was formerly in Harris’s position up to that day in early 2017.
Hey, how was Biden able to be Vice President at that age? You tell us.
…well, barely an hour after the announcement outside of No. 10, a question: do you want to see a person of colour back in there or a white man as Prime Minister in there soon after visiting King Charles III & asking his permission to form a new government?
In two ways - a political trial and… just a trial - we’ll see a possible outcome: a white man via phone from the Oval Office congratulating another barely 24 hours after a celebration of independence from a country they’re in a Special Relationship with since: then mere months later a social media communication congratulating a white man - as opposed to an orange one that’ll probably be wearing that same colour before then - on being re -elected.
A Labour Prime Minister and a Democrat President.
It’s not only Rishi Rich’s political career that won’t live longer, least of all the sight of - even though he’d waited several minutes for the rain to stop: it did, only for it to start again when he did - the heavens pissing on his political parade.
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We’ve already seen Donald Fart’s Golden one.
…and Nige FaRAGE’s, post-UKRAP not living longer after the above.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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