>Drive SLOWLY into protest area with car window down.
>Loaded gun drawn.
>Yell "nigger" and wait for car get mobbed.
>Shoot the first ape that reaches in your car and slam on the gas.
>Claim self defense.
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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