ATHEiST LOGiC
DOESN’T BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
BELIEVES ALL LIFE ON EARTH CAME FROM A ROCKimage 8:12 AM · Jun 4, 2024 · 13.8K Views
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Not from a rock, Junior.
That’s something some idiot told Jack Chick was what the Theory of Evolution said.
But, yeah, we do tend to understand the life exists as the product of purely natural processes, however unlikely.
You apparently think that really, really, really long odds can ONLY be surmounted by divine action.
Who the fuck taught you odds?
CREATIONiST LOGiC
BELIEVES IN OMNIPOTENT & OMNISCIENT & OMNIBENEVOLENT, INFALLABLE CREATOR DEITY
ALSO BELIEVES SAID DEITY NEEDED WHOLE WEEK AND DAY TO REST TO BUILD ONE DISC-PLANET ONLY AND STILL MADE MISTAKES YET SOMEHOW THOSE MISTAKES ARE INTENDED DESPITE BEING FLAWS THAT MAKE NO SENSE AND THOSE FLAWS ARE SOMEHOW SIMULTANIOUSLY ALSO THE CREATION OF DEITY’S EVIL AND WEAKER OPPOSITE WHO IS ALLOWED TO KEEP CREATING SAID MISTAKES AND CORRUPT SAID WORLD AND IS NOT DELETED ALTOGETHER FOR SOME REASON
ALSO BELIEVES THAT CREATING A SINGLE FLAT WORLD THAT IS ONLY 6,000 YEARS OLD WITH NOTHING BEYOND IT SOMEHOW MAKES SAID DEITY MORE IMPRESSIVE AND GRAND THAN CREATING AN ENTIRE, BILLIONS OF YEARS OLD UNIVERSE WITH TRILLIONS OF DIFFERENT WORLDS
ALSO BELIEVES THAT ANYTHING THAT EXISTS NEEDS A CREATOR YET SOMEHOW DEITY ITSELF IS SOLE EXEMPTION FROM THIS OTHERWISE UNBREAKABLE RULE
I could keep going…
…alternatively, a man made from dirt. Rocks, eh?
So Adam was a silicon based lifeform such as the Xenomorphs, Eric…?!
HOVIND "LOGIC"
NO PROBLEM WITH EXTRAORDINARY CLAIMS WITHOUT EVIDENCE
CLAIMS TO BELIEVE THAT ALL LIFE CAME FROM A BORED MAGICAL BEING THAT HAD NO ORIGIN, WITHOUT EVIDENCE OF ITS EXISTENCE
MISCONSTRUES THE NECESSITY OF EVIDENCE TO ACCEPT A CLAIM AS ATHEISM
PUTS UP SILLY STRAW MEN TO DENY THE FACTS AND THE EVIDENCE SUPPORTING A SCIENTIFIC UNDERSTANDING OF THE NATURAL WORLD INCLUDING LIFE
DICTATES CLAIMS APPEALING TO FALSE AUTHORITIES INSTEAD OF HUMBLY FOLLOWING WHERE EVIDENCE AND REALITY LEAD
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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