Are you a tranny? You need to be told something important.

YOU. WILL. NEVER. PASS.

Okay, like one in a thousand of you do; and that's some guy who's 57", has a slight build, and always had a weak chin and even he doesn't have a 100% pass rate.

You delude yourselves into thinking you might pass some day by sharing photos online, where you spent two hours on make-up, hid your massive man-hands, threw your shoulders back and took about a dozen different shots until the angle masked enough of your masculine features that a decent percentage of people's brains were tricked into thinking "female" due the lipstick, eyeshadow, and hairdo. But here's the reality, and I see it every couple of days where I live.

1. No tranny has fortitude to make himself up like a blow-up doll every single day, because no woman does, either. And even when he does, you know what? He stands out because real women only doll themselves up like that for special occasions. So when I see a dolled-up tranny, I always notice. A real woman can put on jeans and a T-shirt and head to Home Depot to pick up some paint brushes, and nobody will think she's a guy. But when a tranny isn't dolled up, he just looks like a dude with a pony tail and purse. Your average woman doesn't go through that exhausting regimen every day. She can look cute and appealing with 15 minutes of prep and clothes that fit. You can't. You will look like a fucking tranny if you do that

2. Even if you think you fooled some guys with pictures online; guess what, your male skeleton will never move and look like a female skeleton. Men are attracted to secondary sex characteristics, all of them, and you can only mimic a few. We will notice your masculine gait, your broad shoulders, your wide forehead, your flipper-like feet; and your enormous hands. Even if a guy doesn't figure out that you're a tranny; he'll have a feeling of uneasiness and discomfort he can't quite explain and instinctively recoil from you