“Top Ten Signs you're a dumbass atheist:
10. You vigorously deny the existence of God, yet you frequently blame him for everything that is wrong in modern society.”
Do we, though?
Or are you thinking about when the believer says God is in charge, and WE ask about child trafficking, and what is he doing about it?
“9. You repeatedly insist that man did not, in fact, evolve from an ape. Apes and men both evolved from another species who did not resemble Curious George in any way.”
Hey, you’re the ones who don’t know enough about evolution to mock it. And evolution =/= atheism you knuckle-dragging idiot.
“8. You criticize Christians who don't know their Bible, yet you have never opened any of Darwin's texts.”
Heh. I don’t worship Darwin. Again, dumbass, atheism =/= evolution.
“7. While all created evidence and reasoning point to a Creator and absolute truth, you prefer to hide behind relativism and a theory of evolution which does not, in fact, describe the creation of the universe at all.”
That’s what we keep trying to tell you. It’s biology, not cosmology.
And you’re absolutely lying about the evidence.
“6. You can't seem to understand the fundamental differences between fundamental Muslims and fundamental Christians (hint: strap-on TNT)”
And no one’s ever laid down their life for the Christain cause, huh?
“5. You willingly attribute all historical atrocities in Europe to a demographic that contained approximately 100% of Europeans during the period in question.”
Huh?
“4. You also like to ignore the beneficial discoveries of the aforementioned demographic.
Oh, look, someone advanced science while under Catholic rule…. And pissed off the Inquisition doing so. Yes, we should remember that one.
“3. You don't realize that a closed system can be defined however the observer wants, so you throw out technological phrases to try to ignore the implications of thermodynamics.”
No, you can’t define ‘Earth’ as a closed system. If the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics had an effect on evolution, it would also prevent sex from producing offspring.
“2. You accuse Christians of being hateful and you hope that they DIAF.”
The Christains who get so excited to describe the torture I’m facing as an atheist? Die and then burn in the Fire? Yes, well, that only requires an attention span.
“1. Your biggest complaint is that these typically hopeful and caring people want to share the greatest single thing in their life with you.”
Titus 3:10. Twice, then shut the fuck up.
“You're like an idiot who wipes with winning lottery tickets. Clap. Clap.
Clap.”
Sharing would be one thing. Legislating so that i HAVE to observe their superstition is another one entirely.