“I Hope All of You Realize This is War, And You Shall Fight”
I did my 20. I can’t even go active in the reserves, now, what with the diabetes and the cataract and the gout and the blood pressure and the heart attack… Nope. Out of this one.
“Each one of you is a soldier whether you want to be or not. You e been transcendently drafted because of your skin color.”
OH! It’s THAT kind of war! Then fuck all the way off!
“This is not a political war. This is a world war of race.”
That’s too bad because too many whites aren’t white racists and your numbers are lower than you’re willing to admit.
But you DO get Rittenhouse!
“Everywhere in the world, especially in the United States, black skinned bipeds are attacking whites at an alarming rate.”
But… But even one race-based attack on a white boy alarms you. SO, you’ve said…. Nothing.
“As a white male it is your soul responsibility”
As an atheist I await a reason to think i have a soul. (Here’s a hint, I’m the only white boy in my house and NO ONE thinks I have soul.)
“to preserve your own life, not curl up like a faggot and die.”
Or I can do neither. But, go head with the slurs and name-calling to prove the superiority of your side’s argument.
“It is your duty to prepare. Now.”
Meh. Kiss my ass, frankly.
“First of all, arm yourselves with a myriad of weapons.”
Oh, yeah! Just over there on the sword rack I have a sword, and a mace, and a kwang, and a ball-and-chain, and a blowgun.
“Don't think this problem won't knock on your door.”
If it does, i’ll have the wife answer it.
“Don't think for a second I am going to do this myself when the cork pops.”
Such a manly metaphor.
“If you're hiding, then you might as well be one of them.”
If the choice is one of them or one of you, that there’s a no-brainer. Fuck all the way off.
“Get strong. You need to be lifting weights yesterday.”
I can barely make it through my heart-attack rehab.
"Resistance training makes up for the exertion you would get naturally in a medieval state.”
In a medieval state, I’d be behind a plow.
“Instead of riding a horse six hours a day and swinging a 40 pound sword, you need to pump some iron and rid yourself of all the estrogen you have.”
Ever count how many people there were before the Black Death, and how many horses?
"Lifting weights changes EVERYTHING. Quit being a cuckold.”
More name-calling, and totally unsubstantiated, too.
“Prepare mentally. Do not doubt that it's not coming”
I DO NOT doubt that it’s NOT coming.
Did you make your English teacher cry every year?
Or could you at least count?
“ because it's already here. When it's time to take this to the streets, you better be fighting.”
Or pointing and laughing..
“Otherwise you are worthless baggage that will be left to the depopulation sweep.”
Worthless to your cause is music to my ears, frankly.