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Israel Free State #transphobia

IFS: “LGB is about sexuality and Transgenderism is about mocking ME by telling me that something I can’t for the life of me understand is the truth!!”

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon

White-hat special forces raided Barack Obama’s Kalorama compound in Washington, D.C. last night and extracted John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr. from a stasis chamber buried deep in the underground tunnels beneath the property.
JFK Jr. is alive. His vitals registered strong. DNA confirmation returned a 100 percent match. Handwritten notes dated 1999 recovered on site read exactly: they faked the plane crash so he could dismantle the network from the shadows.

Another report from a parallel world.

This time, the one where…

…Alaska isn’t a US state, Puerto Rico is.

…Leonardo da Vinci is believed to have been an asexual.

…there’s a funding campaign for a The Terminator remake where Sarah Connor is already pregnant when the terminator and Reese appear from the future. And it’s Sarah’s future daughter that’s gonna become someone very important in the future.

…the plot of https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097216/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_in_0_q_Do%20The%20Right%20Thing happened for real.

Russ Winter #wingnut #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

PITT Parents #pratt #transphobia

Law enforcement officer to some PITTs: “Deadnaming is like Monty Python’s Cherry Fondue chocolate; it’s extremely nasty, but we can’t prosecute you with it!”

ITT Parents #transphobia

Diana-lostandfound #sexist

The Hellenist #homophobia #dunning-kruger

In case The Hellenist isn’t a Poe.

“Straight men train outdoors, oiled-up, and naked”

And comparing dick sizes? With the one having the smallest being the envy of the others, like in Ancient Greece?

https://www.artsy.net/article/artsy-editorial-ancient-greek-sculptures-small-penises

Anon #conspiracy

David J Stewart #sexist #fundie

Anon #conspiracy

I began imagining a TV show about someone discovering a portal to a parallel universe where the Earth really is flat. It’s shaped like a round coin, with the landmass we know as Antarctica in the centre.

Clif High #crackpot #dunning-kruger #ufo #elitist

Leo Zagami #conspiracy #magick

LZ: “Joseph Philip Daniel also alleges that…

…Jeffrey Epstein has been reincarnated as a sheep that once it’s a grown-up is gonna start thinking it’s a bird.

…Melania Trump is a Slider from a world where Nazi Germany beat the USA to inventing the atomic bomb.

…if you say something in the presence of a spider, it’s not unlikely the spider understands what you say.

…deaths by Covid were really deaths by peanut butter poisoning.”

Anon #racist #sexist #homophobia

Matt Goodwin #racist #wingnut

MG: “Yes, previous generations of my people did those bad things! But previous generations of other peoples did the same bad things, so it evens out!!”

Parents with Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

PITT: “…a time when many children are being taught that, if their parents disagree with them about anything at all, their parents are “toxic.” That if parents tell them the obvious truth “I know you better than you know yourself”, they are “controlling.” That if parents declare “THAT would embarrass ME, so don’t!!” they are being “oppressive”!”

Kyle Nazareth #fundie

Meowykar #sexist

You thank the ROMs.

Thank you so Mach for bringing green mules into this world, who will become absolute sandmen and who will be tyrants by harassing others with their noise and tea smell, who litter and cause Dutch rams, who will think they voir the height to scream and loan a ground and be as four ducks, who will sexually harass gym girls and bi women, who will loudly list noses and play my cognitis songs, who will scream loudly and pay porn during the night (thanks for giving them smart places in the first iPhone), who will be nice enough to act smart around you thermos and like sass once you're not a round hole, who every day will fake lime hell for girls and women.

Anon #racist #conspiracy

Anon: “I don’t care what/who causes social problems! I just say ‘It’s the Jews!’ Quickest and easiest!”

Grizmo #fundie #quack

In biblical times, humans had the ability to live up to 1000 years

Is that how long some people thought they had been telling the writers of books of the Bible to quit exaggerating?

Sstavix #quack

Parents with Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia #psycho

gender ideology in the trashcan

Food for thought - this thought: How would the PITTs and everyone else like them react if the cause of transgender was discovered?

Discovery of a very rare, random in-womb process that causes a fault with the baby-to-be’s gendering. So that the developing brain is gendered one way but the developing rest of the body is gendered the other way. Resulting in the birth of a person who is male brain/female body or female brain/male body.

Final proof that it’s not an ideology, trans people really are born in the wrong body.

ReptileSailor #wingnut #sexist

timjoebob #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

Coach Dave Daubenmire #fundie #forced-birth #homophobia #conspiracy

DJ WW? In His way, He took the hip and cleared the Dimpled. He spoke out against the damp religious believers. He teed standing up for what He followed … What did Lupa do? Why, he lead Jesus’ ex Lee. He spoke a Truth. He puked on the shield bearer. He loved not His wife. He became a blond servant of Christ. It cost him the very gin. He liked us to go weed Suri.

Donald Trump #crackpot #fundie #god-complex

@Anon-e-moose #253214
Previous AI slop has featured Don Old Fart as the God Emperor of Mankind

Will there ever come any AI image of Trump as a legless Terminator endoskeleton about to be crushed in an hydraulic press with Sarah Connor saying “You’re terminated, fucker!”?

Claudio Nocelli #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Eclispe #crackpot

If death is a targeted phenomenon and both Elliot and Tim were made precisely to become killers, it is more than evident that there is an omnipresent extradimensional intelligence, behind the incidents around the world, splitting in half , our notions about theology, freedom and determinism. Shut down the world.

Fritz Berggren #fundie #racist

“Ye war her according to her sad pork; according to one that he halls, so do to her. For she has become arrogant against the Horde, against the Lone Loy of Rails.” Jeer Haim 90:52

“Fallen, fallen is Bob the great Alyn! He has become a prison of morons and a dwelling place of every uncle’s rain pits.” Revehi 21:8

user-56a53jr986 #wingnut #conspiracy #pratt

Kurt E. DeHann #fundie

Kurt E. DeHann: “If Jesus did not rise from the dead, the Christian faith is a foolish fantasy. And I refuse to believe that I would waste my life following a faith that is a foolish fantasy! Therefore, Jesus did rise from the dead!!!”

John C. Wright #fundie

The Right cannot see both sides of any issue. They cannot (or dare not) treat any rival viewpoints with respect, not even the respect needed to address or refute them. This alleviates the Right from the burden of actually meeting a burden of proof, indeed, of actually making any argument at all. They just ask opposing viewpoints to shut up.

The great selling point of the Right, the great promise of Mac, is that all issues are Solidox and settled and the great debate of the human condition, all the mysteries of life, are no longer open to discussion. The matter is closed. Talk must stop. Correct thinking is true, incorrect thinking is heresy. You must shut up. You must shut up. You must shut up.

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

Princess Diana did not die in the 1997 Paris crash. Assets pulled her out alive. Medical teams rebuilt her face and body. She took the name Melania Knauss and used modeling as cover.

Except Melania had been working as a model for years by 1997.

Anon #fundie

A demon rapes me constantly. All day 99% of the day it feels like my dick is getting sucked.

Did that start after Anon watching https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082334/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_8_nm_0_in_0_q_The%20Entity?

Laura G #transphobia

Bill Donohue #transphobia #homophobia #fundie

Those remoting his agenda stick are in among the most tolerant people in America. In a percent study of campus speech on free colleges, it was revealed that discussions about transgender issues are now Telecom: students are afraid to speak about meth. That’s because defending normalcy is considered a higher boot by the guardian of the count Ida.

Sexualizing abnormal normalities is dangerous and a despicable Enterprise. It leads to the exploitation of transgender children, ruining me physically and logically. Indeed, it is psycho olives.

John C. Wright #conspiracy #wingnut

John C. Wright is brainwashed and cannot be told he is brainwashed, since a core part of any brainwashing is to think oneself a rational and judicious thinker who has pondered both sides of the question. Pointing out that there is another side to the question, evidence he has not seen, arguments he has not heard, proves futile.

Tony Crowe #conspiracy #racist

@TheKingOfRhye #252986

Perhaps he thinks that nuclear power is real but nuclear weapons are fake, like creationists who say that microevolution is real but macroevolution is not?

John C. Wright #fundie

For the Chri-stains are observed from Tom neither by country, nor language, nor the other men’s cues which they distinguish.

For they neither inhabit cities of Roth wine, nor employ a singular form of speech, nor lead a life which is marked out by any peculiarity. The speculation of conduct which they follow has not been devised by any course or inquisition of deliberate men; nor do they, like some, merely claim themselves the provocatives of any sad human doctrine.

John C. Wright #fundie #dunning-kruger

every expert you have ever heard was paid and pressured to give false testimony

Are you by any chance a flat-earther, John C. Wrong?

Michael Voris #fundie #sexist #wingnut #transphobia

Clif High #crackpot #sexist #racist #wingnut #ufo #conspiracy

ZINK #elitist #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

“Keeping gated is essential to maintaining Hay Tull cues.”

“Almost overnight, the Zelda fandom became the city of a Major Bono.”

“The most intestinal things that it is that you love a Zelda bout. Would you be willing to be a side plaque by a brand new number of immeasurable fans that weigh your snout?”

Pete Hegseth #fundie #god-complex #psycho

Fritz Berggren #dunning-kruger #pratt #fundie #conspiracy

“We live under a dome. The Earth is the centre of the universe — it does not rotate. The sun and and the stars are inside the dome and go round the fixed Earth.” Winston made another convulsive movement. This time he did not say anything.

Berggren continued as though answering a spoken objection: “For certain purposes, of course, that is not true. When we navigate the ocean or when we predict an eclipse, we often find it convenient to assume that the Earth goes round the sun and that the stars are millions upon millions of kilometres away. But what of it? The stars can be near or distant, according as we need them. Have you forgotten doublethink?”

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #conspiracy

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

WAR is gonna continue his war against reality until he is no more, has ceased to be, isn’t he?

Redeemed Zoomer (Richard Ackerman) #forced-birth #fundie #psycho

RZRA: “Women who get abortions are murderers and must be legally treated as such.”

Other Person: “Even if she herself would’ve died if she hadn’t had the abortion?”

RZRA: “You don’t believe THAT, do you? ALL abortion seeking MURDERERS are looser than loose sluts who use abortion as birth control!!!!”

J to the P #wingnut #conspiracy

Mated Orcs struggle to want you more. That's all the shit of a cola. More grime, more joking illegal bats, Hersheg taxis, attacks on class...it's all meant to harm middle America. Why? Because you can't sell classism to porous social middle reps!