“Why would anybody come up with the idea that they came from a monkey?”
If there were evidence that humans evolved from monkeys, then the idea that humans evolved from monkeys would explain the evidence, nu?
“Who pays these scientists to study monkeys and find evidence of us coming from them.”
This is kind of an ad hominem. You can’t actually address the evidence for our evolution as apes, from other apes, so you question their motivation? Deal with the science, not the politics.
“This is absurd.”
Yes, you are.
“This article has showed me that lots of money goes to people who study monkeys.”
And this comment just shows you can’t handle the actual science.
“If humans came from a monkey and a monkey came from some bacteria that started in the ocean.”
Not really an ‘if’ statement, there.
“How did this begin.”
That is a different question, sure. But you’re not paying attention to the answer you’ve already mocked, so why bother to answer this?
“You say the big bang.”
So we’re not talking about evolution any more?
“How did the big bang come to exist.”
Loudly.
“What started the big bang.”
The big bang IS the start. Not all that confusing.
“You cant answer that question.”
not to your satisfaction, no.
“Scientists just started their timeline at the big bang and worked their way up.”
Strange how timelines cannot extend to the left, past the point ‘And here is where time started.’
“Nothing before that.”
Oh! Now you get it!
“Scientists chose not to believe in the Bible because it had no evidence.”
Yes. Also, it requires magic. Magic all up in the bible stories. Especially the ones that sound like Florida Man stories.
Galilee man cures a strangers schizophrenia by driving a herd of pigs to their death.
Galilee man’s entire trailer park wants to fuck his visitors. He offers the crowd his two virgin daughters. It’s not sufficient. Alcohol may have been involved.
“Well scientists have no evidence of anything either.”
Fingers in the ear, shouting ‘LALALALA! I can’t see no evidence!’ doesn’t make this so.
“Scientists can believe they came from monkeys but I belive in what the Bible says.”
Bible says a flat earth, solid sky, and the sun is rolling inside the sky.