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Joan Ocean #conspiracy #magick

@Anon-e-moose #261484

I remember that episode! Great fun!

Although I knew at the time it wasn't real, unlike Joanie here. I may have been in grade school, but I wasn't an idiot.

Kevin Swanson #wingnut #homophobia #forced-birth #conspiracy

C.T. #racist #sexist #conspiracy #wingnut

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Trans #transphobia

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Trans #transphobia #homophobia

Nancy Mace #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #pratt

Not all bigoted shitstains are named Nancy Mace, but Nancy Mace is most certainly a bigoted shitstain.

Mellowmarionettematrix #crackpot

Manifestation Magic #magick

Patriarch Kirill #fundie #psycho #wingnut

At the start of the Albigensian Crusade against the Cathar heresy in 1209, when Crusaders were ready to attack the French town of Béziers and wondered how to differentiate between filthy heretics and good Christians, the papal legate in command, Arnaud Almaric, told them: Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius.

Translation: "Kill them. The Lord knows those that are his."

Don't worry about separating the innocent from the guilty. Send them all to God. He doesn't care.

Answers Magazine #fundie

It's been a while since I've seen a PRATT list. Can't say I've missed it.

David J Harris Jr. #wingnut #fundie

@Malingspann #261371

The week-long orgy of celebration could hamper our economic recovery, but will definitely be worth it.

Jeff Hambrecht and Mitch Parsons #crackpot #fundie #sexist

If someone prefers a single-sex gym, go for it.

Just be aware of the clientele you're going to attract. They probably won't be as Christian as you hope.

Or maybe, considering the "Grindr Superbowl" during Republican conventions, they'll be exactly as Christian as you hoped.

Manifestation Magic #magick

Let's hear it for P.T. Barnum! Because there truly is a sucker born every minute!

Verderebb #sexist

Elizabeth Nickson #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Luckily, there is the rough justice of nature.

Which has smacked down over 1.3 million dead Americans.

David J Harris Jr. #wingnut #fundie

I see the Cheeto Failure as your god's punishment of the United States. You should probably start praying your god lifts his hand of judgment from the U.S. before it's too late.

Pierre Gosselin/Prof. Horst-Joachim Lüdecke #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

What about the TOTAL costs of modern coal and nuclear power plants? Obtaining the coal, cleaning up the air pollution it causes, offsetting global warming, and gods forbid we have another Chernobyl disaster. These costs are just as real as the benefits, and must be added to the overall picture.

No such thing as a free lunch, people.

Chris O’Connor/DEEMS Company #quack #crackpot #magick #mammon

Looks like something whipped up in a high school shop class out of aluminum. Probably cost less than US$20.00.

Medeea Greere #crackpot #wingnut #quack #conspiracy

A growing number of Americans are asking a simple question: what exactly is being done to prevent outbreaks of foodborne illness across our country?

The Trump administration has implemented budget cuts and staff reductions at the CDC and the FDA, hampering the government's ability to keep our food safe.

So why are right-wing cranks babbling about cloud seeding and weather modification when Americans are getting sick from iceberg lettuce and cucumbers?

We have serious real-world problems with our food. Stop playing around with conspiracy fantasies and do the hard work of protecting our food supply.

American Debunk #crackpot #magick #wingnut

I would certainly prefer "sanpaku eyes" to this:

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David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

@Conscience #261293

I bet David thinks Christianity is the only subject that should be taught in public school.

The ONLY subject.

Jose Jimenez #wingnut #conspiracy #pratt

We've been using driver's licenses as voter ID for decades. Why do we need to change now all of a sudden?

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

1Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and have not charity, I am become as sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbal. 2And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and have not charity, I am nothing.

https://biblehub.com/kjv/1_corinthians/13.htm

John himself says that words without charity are worthless. Simply telling people about Yahweh without sharing His love and care renders the Gospel message as meaningless noise.

But since Davey is in no way a real Christian, he can only preach a false Gospel that costs him nothing. He's that selfish.

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

"If my ancestors emigrated from Europe, why are there still Europeans?"

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #ufo #quack #conspiracy

An Armchair Geopolitical Analyst/SOTB Editor #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

AdOk57 #ableist

This sounds like a commercial where AdOk57 advises their afflicted readers where they can get poison tablets to slip in the adult child's food as a final solution. "Tasteless, odorless, dissolves quickly, leaves no trace. Send your money order to this P.O. box and you'll receive an anonymous package in one week. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back."

(Edited to add: In no way, shape, or form do I support violence against disabled persons. My post is meant as a very black satire targeting the terrible state of caregiving in this country.)

Johnathan Cahn/Abby Trivett #fundie #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

Conservapedia #fundie

Disco died in 1979. Why are you banging on about it now?

John C. Wright #crackpot #fundie

Why do you worship a god so damned thirsty for attention and praise? Shouldn't any god worthy of the title have sufficient self-esteem to begin with?

Why is the Christian god such a sad and hopeless loser?

NEIOH of Pleiadian Collective via Family of Taygeta #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut #pratt #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

"Flying Wheelchairs" could become either a new superhero movie genre or a creepy new horror genre, I can't decide.

Sfcmac #ableist #conspiracy #pratt

I went to the ER in May 2021 with a terrible cough, scared to death, but when I asked, "Is it Covid?" I was told, "No. You have double pneumonia."

I said, "Oh, thank God," (because pneumonia is treatable) and the 2 doctors interviewing me laughed and said, "Yeah, we're hearing that a lot."

Still spent 2 nights in hospital while they got my blood oxygen levels up from the 80s. I've never been so glad I don't smoke.

Armchair Apologist #wingnut

Armchair Apologist appears to have contracted RFK Jr.'s brain worms, because none of this makes any kind of sense.

Vox Day #racist

The loss of immigrant labor is destroying the American agriculture industry like a K-T extinction event. Does Venereal Disease (great name btw, Conscience) imagine that it won't affect the world economy? Is he that detached from reality?

Sfcmac #ableist #conspiracy #pratt

78% of people hospitalized with covid were obese

In other words, they were American.

Because as of August 2023, 40.3% of Americans were classified by the CDC as obese, with another 32.1% classified as overweight.

https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/hestat/hestat111.htm
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@JustAnotherNight #261108

The problem isn't Europe's opinion of American fatties; the problem is that there are far too many walking whales lumbering around this country. It's a very serious public health crisis.

Hillsdale College #wingnut #conspiracy

Talk about a transparent ripoff!

"Six documentary episodes, each approximately 30 minutes long" to explain 150 years of Marxist political theory and application?! You'd have better luck using Muppets!

(In fact, I'd pay to watch Big Bird and Elmo analyze the class struggles of the modern-day proletariat. What a great way to restart the peoples' glorious workers' revolution!)

TrueUnpopularOP #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

Now I really want to see OP in a genuine communist struggle session. Hours of fun.

Anon #sexist #god-complex #crackpot

CHERYL CASONE #wingnut #racist

you know, if it was 25 years ago, he'd be probably supporting the attackers on the World Trade Centers.

This is why we can't have peace in our time.

Russian Orthodox Church, Russian Education Ministry and Archpriest Igor Aksenov #fundie #sexist #forced-birth

I don't see how Russia can hope to turn around its "deepening demographic crisis" without addressing social problems like the 9-year peak of nationwide alcoholism, the deep economic disparity, the extreme political corruption, a prolonged and disastrous war, and no hope of regime change in sight. Who wants to bring babies into such a decaying society?

And the proposed remedy of their Orthodox priesthood is: t-shirt slogans.

They make Trump's administration look almost competent.

Démocratie Participative #racist #sexist #wingnut

@Conscience #261051

Turns out it's a lot more fun to be a right-winger in a left-wing society than in a society that follows your own principles.

Creation Ministries International #fundie

How did life with hundreds of proteins originate just by chemistry without intelligent design?

Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of trial and error.

John Horvat II #fundie #wingnut

We've been determining our own daylight since we invented the light bulb. This is nothing new.

Frosty Wooldridge #wingnut #conspiracy

The WHO has logged over 7.1 million Covid deaths worldwide, but estimates range as high as 15 million to 35 million casualties.

It was a GLOBAL pandemic, remember?

One Million Mabels #homophobia

A parent never expects to discuss sexuality or homosexuality while sitting at home enjoying family time.

Why not? Most parents wait far too long to talk about sex, and can wind up with unexpected grandchildren, STDs, or having a child hospitalized/arrested for sexual assault.

Expecting your sweet little angel to stay adorably innocent till you're ready for The Talk is too often a very expensive mistake.