Let's read the 'Terms and Conditions'.
'Kumdang-2 is only available to members of the Party in good moral standing. If they ever criticised the Supreme Leader, we cannot allow it. And, those who are poor will not benefit. May cause, after taking, one to figure out that they actually did NOTHING, but you are stuck here.
Of course, if you ever tell anyone else, meet my friends, better known as "THE FIRING SQUAD"...'
The only miracle is if people would believe this.