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Dean Cooper #fundie

We are living on a 6,371 km diameter rock, hurtling through space at a speed of 66,000 mph, a million miles away from a 27 million degrees Fahrenheit inferno and no-one in charge.

And your point is…? Seriously, I just don’t see how any of that proves god exists. Certainly not any more than it proves Grand Zeno or Arceus exist…

Also, so much for the Bible being 100% scientifically accurate…

Dean Cooper #fundie

it foretells the future with 100% accuracy every time.

Alright, then I don’t suppose you could prove that by providing irrefutable examples, hmm?

Gr8Believer #quack

@Malingspann #59264

If he doesn’t survive, then what?

I dunno… We’ll dance on his grave, I guess?

But seriously, he doesn’t have to outright die from it. Just be incapacitated enough for life not to make it to a second term. That, and it’ll show some of his more fanatical followers that he isn’t an immortal deity.

@Anon-e-moose #59228

I was just about to say the same thing! THERE IS JUSTICE IN THE WORLD AFTER ALL!!

…Though I admit I feel bad for Melania, it still doesn’t change the fact that this is karmic justice at work here.

David J. Stewart #fundie #sexist #god-complex #conspiracy

Oh, this douche is still around? I had almost forgotten about him in favor of the countless incel posts.

See, DJS, you’re really not that important.

Anonymous Coward 79387610 #fundie

Any god who demands you cut of your own arm to stop you from doing something as normal and harmless as masturbating isn’t a god worth worshiping. But seriously, get help. This isn’t a healthy mindset.

Charlie Kirk #wingnut #pratt

“Facts”, you keep using that word. I don’ think it means what you think it does.

Chuck Lowe #wingnut

The President is an angry man

Sadly, this is all too true. Trump is an angry, aggressive, violent, screaming bully.

and justifiably so.

No. Say what you want about Trump, but it is NEVER justified for a POTUS to have such little emotional control. To act like a spoiled brat that always throws tantrums whenever he doesn’t get his way. He has his fat, orange finger on the launch button of the US’ nukes, don’t ever forget that.

A true leader should act with more dignity. And certainly not refuse to eat his vegetables(*).

(*)No, seriously. I’ve read that the presidential doctor has to trick Trump into eating healthy because he hates it.

hit_shit_respect #ableist #psycho

Somehow, I HIGHLY doubt you ever met a true autistic person. Especially a high-functioning one. Because you see, I am one. And if you read more of my comments here, I highly doubt you’d be able to tell I was autistic (at least, how you interpret it).

And let me tell you something, OP, as annoying as my atypical brain sometimes can be (my difficulty coping with changes and my difficulty reading more subtle social cues), I still wouldn’t trade it for being "normal”. Because not only is “normal” highly overrated, but my more rationally thinking brain helps me make sure I don’t end up like scumbags like you.

Charlie Kirk #wingnut #racist

Hahahahahahaha… Oh, wait, you’re serious? Let me laugh even harder: WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Donald Trump #wingnut #racist

Dear lord, while I do know that Trump is digging his own grave by always opening his stupid mouth (such as with the Biden “debate” and such), I cannot help but wonder, will it be enough in time?

BTW, I couldn’t follow the “debate” due to my timezone, but tell me, was it really that bad? From what I heard, it was more toddlers throwing tantrums and insults than an actual debate between two presidential candidates.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

For crying out loud! Obama is long since not a President anymore, W.A.R. And everything he accomplished is already undone by your precious Orange God. The “big bad bogeyman” can’t hurt you anymore (not that he ever did), so why don’t you stop obsessing over him like some yandere fangirl with a hateboner the size of the Empire State and do something useful.

Also, the irony is strong with this one…

A.F. Branco #fundie #wingnut

Pic doesn’t work for me. But knowing A.F. Branco (and those who recognize him apparently), it’ll probably be something incredibly stupid, ignorant, and/or hypocritical.

Bradford C. Walker #wingnut #psycho

“The God-Emperor of Mankind”… Dude, calling Trump the God-Emperor of the USA is one thing (albeit a ridiculous one), after all it is the nation that (kinda) legally voted him into power. But please don’t forget that Trump has no real power outside of the USA, which is thanks to him and his backwards ilk getting less and less relevant globally. So yeah, Trump is as much the ruler of mankind as Putin is. Perhaps even less so. And if everything goes right, soon Trump will be remembered as only an orange shitstain on the pages of history books, nothing more.

ItheIthe #psycho #sexist

I hope if you do attempt that the woman in question would bite your dick off, you sicko. I know I would.

That is, assuming your tiny incel dick can even reach her throat instead of barely reaching the tip of her tongue.

Sereina Kusinda #fundie

Star Chaser #wingnut

Ah, yes, dehumanizing anyone opposing you so you won’t feel guilty for doing anything bad to them… Typical far-right…

Russ Winter #wingnut #conspiracy #ableist

release large numbers of the criminally mental ill from prisons and jails.

Well that explains the large increase in fascist Stormtrumpers running free in the US.

Derek Hunter #wingnut #psycho

My 200 Cents #wingnut #conspiracy

For f*cks sake! It’s not a “shamdemic” ya blithering idiots! A close friend of my sister just got tested positive a few days after she and my sister last met. I’m genuinely worried for my sister right now (and my dad, as he was just on the way to visit her as she got the news herself). And most the current situation could have been avoided if more people in charge would have done their jobs from the f*cking beginning and took this pandemic seriously! I still remember that our very own minister of health used to say in the earlier days “it’s nothing worse than a common flu”.

So yeah, at this point my patience for all Covid deniers is 110% done! If anyone deserves to die gruesomely from the virus, it’s you evil idiots!

Alf Zepo #fundie

remember to put on […] God

…What? Does this even make sense?

pray anxieties away in the Name of Christ Jesus

As a person with constant anxiety for a lot of things, I’ll say f*ck off. Do you really think that if it was that easy to get rid of mental issues, so many people wouldn’t do it?

Donald Trump #wingnut #god-complex

@Malingspann #58487

a menacing-looking man’s face, four feet wide.

Oh lord! Seeing a giant, HD poster of Trump’s ugly orange mug staring at me is pure nightmare fuel on its own…

This, this genuinely scares me. The US is becoming a totalitarian dictatorship in all but name… Forget “Big Brother”, “Emperor Trump” will be the term feared by everyone living under its rule.

Charlie Kirk #psycho #conspiracy #wingnut

Even IF she was guilty of something (and I highly doubt she was), the american police still isn’t judge, jury, and executioner. I know you fascist stormtrumpers would want that, but you’re not there yet. And should you attempt to get there, I’m pretty sure the non-fascists (a larger majority) would make you bleed for it, ya c*nt.

BigDog and pastoredsmith #fundie

SIGH

BigDog & Pasteurized Smith, you do realize that a lot of scientists and “evolutionists” are Christians, right? They see science as a means to better understand god, not discredit god. But who am I kidding, of course you don’t realize that; because in your eyes “if I’m too stupid to understand that, then EVERYONE must be!!”.

insanus virginem #sexist #psycho

Sheila Zilinsky #fundie #wingnut

Go f*ck yourself in the butthole with a rusty pole, ya vulture. Her body’s hardly even cold and already you c*nts are screaming “she’s in hell because she dared to disagree with ME!!!!!”

Also, a fetus is NOT a baby, and Ruth is NOT single-handedly responsible for every abortion ever made.

doomed 7 #sexist #god-complex

You do remember what happened to the old Führer, right? Blew his own brains out like a coward when he lost his war due to his own insanity and incompetence. So, yeah, try to become the next shitler, I dare you.

Also, funny your username is DOOMed. Considering that franchise is associated with Wolfenstein (if I’m not mistaken), of which those games consist of shooting up Nazis.

Pastor Robert Henderson #fundie #wingnut

TheMarineArtist #wingnut

DEBATE ME

No, we won’t. Because doing so would imply you are actually worth debating like a sane, intellectual person. But I’m convinced already you’re either a troll, or a total lunatic. Or both.

Gr8Believer #fundie #conspiracy

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…There’s no space? Dafuq did I just read?

I’m sorry, but I can’t find a retort for this. This- this is just unbelievably dumb.

Ezekiel_Yoder #fundie

GraphicTruth #fundie #conspiracy

If they make everyone believe there are far off galaxies, then "how could God be real?"

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; the vastness, mysteries, and beauty of the actual cosmos is more flattering to the belief in an almighty creator than all of existence revolving around a single, tiny mudhole filled with barely sentient apes that throw feces at each other (aka humanity). And this is coming from an atheist. Not only that, but you’d think that, for example, intelligent humanoid life existing on other planets and even galaxies would actually be more arguments for a creator deity existing than the opposite.

So, yeah, “GraphicTruth”, YOU ARE A MORON!

I think that the main purpose for NASA is to hide Father.

DOOM ETERNAL SPOILERS AHEAD Wait, NASA is a front for Samuel Hayden’s operations?

Pastor John MacArthur #fundie #crackpot

We’re meeting because our Lord has commanded us to come together and worship Him.

I think it’s a special kind of stupid to think your god, how narcissistic he may be, would rather have all his followers dead than have most of them alive to, you know, worship him.

Black Clemenza #fundie #psycho

Feel that Christian love! Surely that’s what Jesus died for! /s

Potbellypos #sexist #psycho

[Serious] Why can't incels be bred like insects and live to serve us by cleaning up our filth by eating it?

No, really, why not? You Incels already admit you’re not the beacon of hygiene, and it’s not like you’re useful for anything else…

Tony Perkins #fundie #homophobia #transphobia

FFS! I haven’t watched “Cuties”, and I never plan on doing so. From what I know, I admit it was a huge mistake from Netflix to stream it at all.

Yet for some reason, I’m convinced that you and your partners in crime of “one million moms” would have demanded Netflix’s cancellation even without “Cuties” ever existing… No, I’ll happily keep my subscription and keep watching the likes of Lucifer and Chilling Adventures of Sabrina and such just to spite you “moral guardians”.

Also, the fact that you keep saying its "anti-Christian ideology” proves to me that you define Christianity as “being an intolerant douche towards everyone different than me for no real reason”. You’re more anti-Jesus than I ever could be.

LOLI BREEDING #sexist

I don’t get it. Why are incels so obsessed with being super tall men with micro short girlfriends? Being a man with a girlfriend as tall or taller than you isn’t looked down upon that much anymore… I for one am faaaar more attracted to tall, buxom amazons rather than short, flat loli’s.
I mean, why would they even want a girl who’se head only comes up to their pelv- Oooooooohhhhhh.

JosefMengelecel #elitist #conspiracy

<@Why?> #57620

Hah! I only understood half of it at best and yet I still am convinced an actual incel would certainly say that!

FAloner #sexist

SIGH …The fact that you douchenozzles think being respectful to women is a mere means to an end (getting laid by “Stacies”) rather than just basic human decency says enough. You incels are hopeless and you deserve the self-inflicted Hell you keep yourselves in.

Drunk Hillary 6% #wingnut #conspiracy

@Malingspann #57533

I think it means that the OP believes it’s impossible that Mary Trump could know what Donald’s scores in High School were because she wasn’t born yet.

See the problem?

…No, I genuinely don’t. I mean, I know of things like WW2 or the Moon Landing or Watergate happening despite the fact that I wasn’t even concieved during any of those events...

borrowedtime #fundie #conspiracy

<@Why?> #57526

If it’s any consolation, I agree on the fact that the US’ democracy system is clearly broken by now. Trump has been filling all the important posts meant to keep him in check with his “friends” and sycophants, and he’s allowed to do it because most of the Republican party is soullessly corrupt.

And even IF Trump won the last election fairly, I’m pretty sure presidents have been threatened with impeachment and discrimination for faaaaaaaaaaaar less worse things they’ve done in their entire career than Trump does in a week.

Trust me, I know what it’s like to lose faith in democracy; even worse since I know it’s the best system we have aside from a “benevolent dictatorship”, but such a thing sadly cannot, by very definition, exist.

Deplorable QuantumLove #wingnut

Dude, I’m not American in any way. I was even too young to fully care about its politics until around the time of the 2008 elections. Yet I fully oppose Trump with every fiber of my being because I genuinely consider him a threat not just for the unity of the USA, but also for the stability and peace of the entire world. He’s a moron and a lunatic, an unguided projectile with the power of dozens of nukes. And I wouldn’t be surprised if he’d rather torch the whole earth rather than lose the next elections.

And yes, while I know that the US was divided before Trump came to power, he still made the problem exponentially worse (by choice) in the few years he has been president. He is, objectively and without a doubt, the worst president ever.

Oh, and Trump had LOST the popular vote, you idiot. So it’s perfectly reasonable to think the elections had been tampered with.

Tina Arthur and Marcella Frank #wingnut #conspiracy #psycho

I would probably take my children and sit in the garage and turn my car on and it would be over

WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!!!

Total Imbecile #sexist #racist

Europeans are fakecels

Wow, thank goodness! Now I can be happy knowing I could never qualify as an incel!

Harrison Ayre #fundie

The fact that the ancient world was so easily able to perceive the divine

Yeah! The ancient Norsemen were much better at perceiving the Giants living among us! Not that it matters much, as Odin killed them all by now anyway like he said.

What, that’s not what you meant? Well, news flash, the Greek, Egyptian, Norse, and other pantheons were much more ancient than the Abrahamic ones, dumbass.

Various Incels #racist #sexist

Scott Downey #wingnut #conspiracy #fundie

Satan opposes and fights against what God wants, that is according to scripture, he is the lawless one who refuses to submit to God

Considering how you guys usually portray god, that makes Satan the bad guy because…?

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

TL;DR - “Yes @realDonaldTrump is evil... But that is why I like him!”