Laura Wood #conspiracy

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[From “Sherlock Investigates Shooting”]

SHERLOCK arrives within minutes at the scene

The ambulances are empty. The bodies, strangely unreal, were never taken to the hospital. He is not permitted to inspect them

“Hmm, Watson. Something is amiss!”

A candle-light vigil is already in the works. Piles of teddy bears miraculously appear. Witnesses to grotesque horrors smile and wipe away non-existent tears

The police are strangely unconcerned. The FBI is already involved. Press conferences with top state officials on the scene speak of “community,” “fears” and “We will be strong!” The perpetrator has been killed and whisked away. Facts about his life are known without the slightest research needed

Hmmm, something is amiss

Sherlock has never seen so much activity at a murder scene — and so little evidence of a murder

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Not more ‘false flag’ crap.

First issue from this, is why would Sherlock Holmes be investigating a mass shooting? Like I know you think "detective" but it's completely against how he works.

That nitpick aside, sure. Making up a situation where things appear obscenely suspicious is... suspicious but that doesn't reflect reality. The most obvious one is the bodies not being taken to the hospital in an ambulance. Unless a mortuary is IN the hospital if a body is dead at the scene, even if transported by an ambulance, they'd go the the mortuary, not a hospital. For the simple reason if a person is dead there is nothing a hospital could do for them. And unless Laura is a big enough bitch to refer to still living wounded victims as "bodies" we know she is only talking about the dead.

And, sure. If, within minutes of a mass shooting starting (because within minutes of it ending is useless as these events have a variable rate of length, from minutes to taking hours, especially if the killer barricades themself in somewhere) someone arrived and the scene already had FBI on site, the entire scene secure, all of the bodies processed, and and the killer was in route to the mortuary, that would be highly irregular. That doesn't happen though.

Using someone renowned for deduction and logic to peddle conspiracy nonsense is pretty shameful.

Is this more claiming that no mass shootings have actually happened, that it’s all made up?

Thing is when mass shooting happen we have bodies.

Doesn’t matter if someone wants to play amateur detective, police don’t want some random civilian messing with a crime scene.

@Zinnia #191028

Apart in Only Murders in the Building.

More seriously, more modern histories, such as Elementary, had to invent ways to justify how random civilians like Holmes and Watson are able to interogate witnesses and handle clues.

…so Amelia Watson is an actual person and not a VTuber model? Kareem Abdul Jabbar is an actual airline pilot and not an actor/basketball player, OP?

When even the latter is prepared to admit that Sherlock Holmes is a fictional character and he’s written a book about his brother Mycroft…!

…but there’s nothing fictional about school shootings: just ask Alex Jones.

When he has a billion reasons why they aren’t…!

It's not because you lack empathy that it's the case for everyone else, that's projection. It's not because you always promote lies that everyone else are also liars, that's projection. It's not because you promote anti-government distrust propaganda that your straw men are not false, that's bullshit. It's not because you claim to be thinking that you're not intellectually dishonest. Maybe you should get out of the house and the little far-right echo-chamber a little? It's good for the mind.

Laura Wood #conspiracy thinkinghousewife.com

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