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White people sorely need a new religion, one that isn’t ridiculous (e.g., think “Whites are really Israelites” or other similar nonsense).

Okay, here’s an idea for one. Here are 14 logical ideas/tenets for it:

It:

— rejects Christianity because it’s an anti-White, Jewish-founded religion

— rejects Marxism and leftist socialism

— rejects Zionism

— rejects non-White cultures and peoples

— rejects egalitarianism/human equality

— rejects one-size-fits-all democracy

— believes that White people and White culture are superior to the peoples and cultures of the other races; it champions Western culture

— rejects feminism

— rejects globalism/internationalism, and embraces isolationism

— rejects corporatism/supercapitalism, but supports small capitalism

— rejects materialism and greed

— respects and reveres nature, but rejects “climate change”/”global warming” baloney

— respects and reveres the traditional family unit

— has or worships no god, i.e., is a nontheistic religion (because White people must see themselves as “mankind’s masters”; they must “worship themselves” in a general sense; our White skin is our uniform and our race is our nation; our religion must be merely an extension of those things; we don’t need strange, otherworldly gods; we should, however, adopt some sort of a deity, icon, symbol, figurehead, etc.)

As for a name for this new religion, it must be a good one. Sadly, I don’t have any good names in mind. Maybe keep it simple and easy, such as, perhaps: “Eurmancraft” (“Eur” = European; “man” = male; “craft” = a practice or a craft that you work at and improve. Another possible name: Lindercraft, as opposed to Dukecraft which of course couldn’t work since Duke is a Christian; or maybe Linderism, which sounds much better than Pierceism or Oliverism).

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