Brian Niemeier #fundie #wingnut #mammon brianniemeier.com

Attention, parents who still send their kids to the state-run indoctrination centers anachronistically called "schools": You've had years of warnings. If finding out that the fanatics you entrust your kids to for seven hours a day plan to brainwash them into hating themselves, hating you, and worshiping demons isn't enough to wake you up, you deserve what is rapidly coming your way.

"But that story's from California!" I hear you rationalizing. "Everybody knows they're crazy out there!"

As California goes, so goes the country. State-mandated devil worship is coming soon to a school near you. Our satanic rulers won't top until public schools in all fifty states are Death Cult seminaries. It was inevitable once they'd banned prayer to the One, True God.

Your family has two choices: home school, or die.
Yes, you might have to go down to one income.
You might have to share one car.
You'll probably have to cancel all those streaming services.
You may not be able to eat out every day.

So what? How is the choice of keeping all of those dubious luxuries or ensuring your child's intellectual and spiritual health any choice at all?

It's not as if creators who don't hate you aren't working night and day to provide you with quality alternatives to debased mainstream entertainment.

Support my work now:

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