Sermon 11: The New IFB

By Bro. Steven R.

Psalm 51:10 “Create in me a clean heart, O God; and renew a right spirit within me.”

Pastor Steven Anderson held the “Make America Straight Again” conference in Orlando recently. He was responding to the worldliness of the wicked sodomite reprobates who are recruiting our impressionable youth with candy and fun carnival games and watching carnjval barkers in funny costumes do wacky stuff. The the drag queens and transsexuals take off their clothes and the wicked police force does nothing to enforce public nudity laws!

Satan’s own harlot, Taylor Swift, released a video for her “hit” new single “You Need to Calm Down.” Drag queen and transsexual galore! They mocked Christians as uneducated hicks who can’t spell! I don’t know about you, but I for one am appalled because I am a college graduate!!!!!! I graduated top of my class at Bob Jones University back in the day!

The Old IFB has become very worldly, enjoying smut like a Taylor Swift videos that celebrate sodomy as well as feature Taylor Swift wearing immodest garments like lingerie and a bikini! She also had fake hair dye that apparently is of the bisexual colors! Confirms that she’s a bisexual and engaged in lesbianism with Karlie Kloss! The Old IFB is also okay with wicked video games like Call of Duty and Grand Theft Auto and Super Mario Odyssey! Horrendously wicked sinfulness! The Bible says to be IN the world but not OF the world! Apparently they hath not the salt of the sea! We need to rise up and join in the NEW IFB and have a grand spiritual revival! CAN I GET AN AMEN?!!!