Guuse (originator of the Copypasta) #transphobia

Guuse (originator of the Copypasta) #transphobia knowyourmeme.com

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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Worst supervillain origin story/motive rant ever.

Reminds me of a moment when I got sexually aroused by imagery of dragons mating (as I usually do) and then I came to the stupid idea of typing "I sexually identify as a dragon.". The results just ruined my day.

Too bad you don't sexually identify as a smart person.

"People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded"

No, they do not.
I've seen five guys quote this meme in the last three years, and that is not how anyone reacts.
Mostly they dont call you retarded because you're busy trying to say others are retarded for not feeling like you think they should.

Makes ut redundant.

@KeithInc.:
Guuse is the one who originally wrote that copypasta (or at least claims to have done so) in 2014.

...nope, won't become as viral as the Navy SEALs one. Meanwhile...:

https://fstdt.com/C4$5

@Paul Arse McTiny (a.k.a. Conservatroll, a.k.a. that lulzy nickname courtesy of the originator of such, Philbert McAdamia):

Defending this pro gender-fluid, attack helicopter nonsense

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...Chopurcockov, is that you?!

So, you want to let some military men get inside you and pull your levers? Hey, whatever floats yer boat, "Apache". I won't judge.

Good luck with that - especially getting your little sexual identification off the ground.

Worst Villain Sue ever.

Claiming to be the creator of copypasta is nothing to be proud of.

You’re not a real attack helicopter until you leap off a skyscraper and buzzbomb the Mekong Delta.

Well? You’re a real attack helicopter, aren’t you? Get jumping then, Budgie.

I’d make a joke about Nick Zerhakker from the webcomic Skin Horse, but I doubt anybody would understand it.

Other than to say Nick would kick Guusee’s ass.

I fully support people uploading their minds into autonomous vehicles, if they truly believe they’d enjoy life more that way. I’d hope that by the time that was possible, there’d be no need for an attack anything due to the end of warfare, but otherwise, I feel for you, helicopter dude.

Wait, you weren’t serious? Fuck off then.

@Dr. Weird

Man, I gotta finish up Skin Horse. I’m way behind.

I sexually identify as a Nice Guy. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of opening doors for females and getting sexually rewarded for it. People say to me that a person who is selectively nice in expectation of a reward is not actually nice and I'm a sexist arsehole but I don't care, I'm a Supreme Gentleman. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a Nice Guy Card and an Attraction Sign on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Darling" and respect my right to sexually harrass females needlessly. If you can't accept me you're an incelphobe and need to check your Stacy privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Guuse (originator of the Copypasta) #transphobia knowyourmeme.com

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