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Mega_Dork #fundie knowyourmeme.com

[About the Stoneman Douglas shooting]

Zero sympathy for these kids whatsoever.

It’s not just the rest of society that’s ignoring the actual problem of bullying in schools, it’s these kids as well. Let them suffer the consequences of short sighted decisions and realize that maybe actual solutions aren’t so cut and dry as they may think. After all, it’s their own egos that keep them from admitting that they, themselves contributed to this situation.

But with the media propping up their every word and feeding their ego, it’s unlikely they will ever learn the necessary lessons that should be taken away from this tragedy.

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CNCCocoa #fundie knowyourmeme.com

You do know that the entire fucking “Mike Pence supports conversion therapy” thing is based on complete bullshit from the perpetually offended, such as yourself, right?

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bluemersini #conspiracy knowyourmeme.com

[On Emmanuel Macron]

He’s puppet of globalists
Globalists people want found a really big country in middle east named “big israel”,
and this country controls all other countries
Yes, Macron controlling by israel.

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Alex Campbell #conspiracy knowyourmeme.com

Why does the knee jerk reaction from everyone is to automaitically call any conspiracy theories bullshit?

Like shit is not like i dont get it and i accept that there is quite the amount of wacky and insane theories out there.

But before calling something bullshit/or real try and do some research and when it comes to this the US goverment has a pretty extensive track record of doing undercover bullshit that ends up (for lack of a better term) fucking you all in the ass.

You always and i repeat ALWAYS gotta be critical of your goverment regardless of what the media or themselves tell ya.

SPECIALLY if you happen to be American.

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Paradoxed #fundie knowyourmeme.com

The only thing wrong with these wasted sacks of flesh getting shot is that the shooter missed their heads. Also now they’re going to get more attention and more undeserved sympathy.

BLM is a terrorist group, plain and simple. If you want to go around the country inciting racial division and violence against whites and the police, harassing and physically attacking people, and systematically trying to silence and economically harm anyone who disagrees with your racist extremism, especially on college campuses, don’t be surprised when someone stands up to your shit.

There is little to no difference to this event than if a KKK protest in full garb walking down the streets of Chicago holding nooses and burning crosses got shot at.

Hell, even a KKK march is more innocent than these people. Even the protesters admitted that they physically struck and chased down the guys with the gun before they fired at them.